iloveboxcars Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 im listening to bloodhound gang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 11, 2007 Author Share Posted July 11, 2007 I'm listening to Summer Girls by LFO It's on some girls MySpace, I swear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 hahahahahahaha. i think my sister listened to lfo when she was 15 my man. oh, and fucking around with a 16 year old is dumb. girls are dumb as it is, younger girls are straight retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 my boy stresses over his ex still and it's been about 5 years he's like a fuckin roller coaster of substance abuse and depression. i can't even mention a certain football team without him buggin the fuck out (she's a cheerleader) do yourself a favor; don't let that happen to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 11, 2007 Author Share Posted July 11, 2007 16 year olds are stupid hot though I was actually doing pretty good getting over her...we hadn't had any interaction in a few weeks, save for 2 extremely drunken encounters, one ending in a fistfight, the other with me grabbing her ass and embaressing her boyfriend in front of a buncha people Now this happens and I felt like I owed it to her to call her, and we got along so yeah. I'm gunna call her tomorrow. I'm gunna call new girl tonight though. I'm tryin not to stress it like usual. I need vodka in me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Death & The Devil Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 16...before the pedo comments start, I just turned 19 haha no pedo comments. but really, how you gonna date a 16 yr old. they don't know what the fuck they want in any aspect of life, i'm sure that will work out swell. i agree with whoever said drop them both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 11, 2007 Author Share Posted July 11, 2007 I'm not tryin to date this girl...she is tryin to date me, I'm just enjoying her company. She's cool though, so I'm not gunna be a dick about it...at least I'mma try not to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SYNSOE Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 maybe your girl should find another job...is it worth feeling like shit when there are probably other jobs available? and maybe you should'nt have called your ex's co worker and threatened him/her.... just a thought... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 11, 2007 Author Share Posted July 11, 2007 That kid deserved it...it was actually her best friend's brother/boss' son, so that makes it even worse haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SYNSOE Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 That kid deserved it...it was actually her best friend's brother/boss' son, so that makes it even worse haha good luck, then.....:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 ayebee, i will send you a dollar if you stop being retarded about this situation. theres a reason why it has not and will not work. stop being blind and realize it. thanks. I actually laughed out loud at this. A dollar? That also works for me. And this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 i like how you call spots up and threaten people...thats tight your stories are usually pretty good ayebee...do you really give a fuck if bitches are actin like bitches or are you just trippin off the coochie access Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 maybe things will work out, and oyu end up having a four on one, you know, like the porn movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 old girl is only being nice so you bone here down again and she can talk mad shit to new girl....you should somehow just start fuckin a new broad and the two will prolly become friends because they can both talk mad shit about you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 11, 2007 Author Share Posted July 11, 2007 i like how you call spots up and threaten people...thats tight your stories are usually pretty good ayebee...do you really give a fuck if bitches are actin like bitches or are you just trippin off the coochie access Just this one girl mang...just this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 I was actually doing pretty good getting over her...we hadn't had any interaction in a few weeks, save for 2 extremely drunken encounters, one ending in a fistfight, the other with me grabbing her ass and embaressing her boyfriend in front of a buncha people One of these was like last week I'm pretty sure, maybe a little longer. God I wish my phone could send pictures, then I could add to this fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Cuz sometimes life reallyyyyyyy just fucks with me. I get a text today from this girl I've been fuckin with like "I got ajob today blah blah" all excited. So I'm like cool, happy for her, and ask where it is, and that's where the God hating me part comes into play. Of course she had to go get a job where my ex girl works. This alone would be bad enough, but her best friend also works there, and her best friend's mom is the boss and absolutely HATES me. As an added bonus I'm actually legally barred from calling/visiting the place because I called up once and threatened her co-worker Anyways, after telling the new girl this and dealing with her, I decide I should call the ex and tell her, just the right thing to do. I do this knowin full well she's gunna be upset, but expecting her to hide it and act cool....not at all. She completely loses it, like mental breakdown status, cryin her eyes out, because not only does she hafta work with a girl I'm now fucking, she also apparently hasta train her. So now the new girls first job is gunna be completely ruined, since the girl training her, her new boss, and prolly all her co-workers already hate her and are gunna attempt to make her quit. On top of that, she hasta deal with the overall awkwardness of working with my ex. I also feel bad for my ex, since having to work with a girl I'm now fuckin with is a really shitty situation. Most of all though, I feel bad fr myself because I see no way this could possibly end well for me Props to anyone who read all of that, since most on here have the attention span of a goldfish You shoulda just explained the situation to the new girl and been like "just don't mention my name at work unless you want everyone at work to hate you." If you never called your ex to begin with she probably wouldn't have found out. I'm sure somebody's probably already said this, but I'm not going to read all the replies. I have the attention span of a goldfish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 The gold fish thing made me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 if your phone can take pictures, it can definately send them. if your phone can send text messages, it can send pictures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Na, I got rid of the text like last month. I know... why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 11, 2007 Author Share Posted July 11, 2007 Yeah, he's got some good pictures of me flipping out and attempting to start a riot with a buncha faggots At least I think that's what they're of, I was so fucked up it could be me doing ballet for all I know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 It’s the squad swarming a van that dude was in, simultaneously holding up 500 cars in traffic. Then there is one with the cops. Kind of funny if you watch them in order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
never[TUA] Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Cuz sometimes life reallyyyyyyy just fucks with me. I get a text today from this girl I've been fuckin blah blah blah..... Props to anyone who read all of that, since most on here have the attention span of a goldfish IT IS time for the scales to fall from our eyes: scientists have claimed not only that goldfish have a memory span of up to three months, but that they can also tell the time. The fish, previously believed to have a memory of just a few seconds, can distinguish between different times of day and can also be taught to follow a routine, according to research. Scientists at Plymouth University have successfully trained the fish to collect food at particular times of day, showing the popular notion of the three-second memory to be very fishy indeed. The findings add to a growing body of evidence that fish are much more sentient and intelligent than had generally been assumed. Recent research has suggested that fish feel pain when they are caught on a hook, can be manipulative and socially aware, have long memories and are able to recognise their shoal-mates. The research, led by Phil Gee of Plymouth University, has added a sophisticated body clock to the piscine intellect. In his experiment, goldfish were placed in a bowl in which they were fed only when they pressed a lever. The fish rapidly learnt that pressing the lever produced a food reward. Once they had been trained in this way, the researchers set up the lever to work for just one hour a day. The fish soon became wise to this, and learnt to press the lever at the same time every day to feed. “The fish worked out that if they hit the lever around that time, they would get some food,” Dr Gee said. “Their activity around the lever increased enormously just before the set hour when their food was dispensed. “But then if no food came out, they stopped pressing the lever when the hour was up. It shows that they are probably able to adapt to changes in their circumstances, like any other small animals and birds.” The study could have implications for fish farming, Dr Gee said. He suggests that it should be possible to train trout and salmon to swim to feeding stations on certain signals, making it easier for farmers to monitor and harvest their stock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Not according to BEAR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Death & The Devil Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krist Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Just be a nigguh and fuck em both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krist Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Actually be a super nigguh and fuck the entire store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 young and dumb best three words to describe your situation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 it will all blow over just dont really bring it up actually old girl will prolly fuck up new girl and ruin her job tell new girl to start looking for another job while shes at this one, even help her somehow but yeah good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Damn man. I feel what you are saying on this situation It definitely doesn't seem to have any possibility of a good outcome. There is no way your ex is going to be nice to your new girl, and she will fuck up the new girls job. Your threads are entertaining Ayebee, keep on making em. As has been stated before, you shouldn't have told the old gf anything, like you had cut off contact with her, that should have been it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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