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Reports of foul odor and possible dead body was actually someone's feet

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http://uk.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKL0833481720070708

 

BERLIN (Reuters) - German police broke into a darkened flat fearing they would find a dead body after neighbours complained of a nasty smell seeping out onto the staircase.

 

The shutters of the apartment had been closed for more than a week and the post-box was filled with uncollected mail.

 

But instead of a corpse police found a tenant with badly smelling feet asleep in bed next to a pile of foul-smelling laundry, police in the south-western town of Kaiserslautern said on Sunday.

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Fluide_Glacial-3-1975-StinkFoot.jpg

 

In the dark

Where all the fevers grow

Under the water

Where the shark bubbles blow

In the mornin'

By yer radio

Do the walls close in t' suffocate ya

You ain't got no friends . . .

An' all the others: they hate ya

Does the life you been livin' gotta go, hmmm?

Well, lemme straighten you out

About a place I know . . .

(Get yer shoes 'n socks on people,

It's right aroun' the corner!)

Out through the night

An' the whispering breezes

To the place where they keep

The Imaginary Diseases,

Out through the night

An' the whispering breezes

To the place where they keep

The Imaginary Diseases, mmm . . .

 

This has to be the disease for you

Now scientists call this disease

Bromidrosis

But us regular folks

Who might wear tennis shoes

Or an occasional python boot

Know this exquisite little inconvenience

By the name of:

STINK FOOT

Y'know, my python boot is too tight

I couldn't get it off last night

A week went by, an' now it's July

I finally got it off

An' my girl-friend cry

"You got STINK FOOT!

STINK FOOT, darlin'

Your STINK FOOT puts a hurt on my nose!

STINK FOOT! STINK FOOT! I ain't lyin',

Can you rinse it off, d'you suppose?"

Here Fido . . . Fido . . .

C'mere little puppy . . . bring the slippers

"Arf, arf, arf!" (crash-crumble-bump-bump-bump)

Heh heh heh . . . sick . . .

 

Well then Fido got up off the floor an' he rolled over

An' he looked me straight in the eye

An' you know what he said?

Once upon a time

Somebody say to me

(This is a dog talkin' now)

What is your Conceptual Continuity?

Well, I told him right then

(Fido said)

It should be easy to see

The crux of the biscuit

Is the Apostrophe(')

Well, you know

The man who was talkin' to the dog

Looked at the dog an' he said: (sort of staring in disbelief)

"You can't say that!"

He said:

"IT DOESN'T, 'n YOU CAN'T!

I WON'T, 'n IT DON'T!

IT HASN'T, IT ISN'T, IT EVEN AIN'T

'N IT SHOULDN'T . . .

IT COULDN'T!"

He told me NO NO NO!

I told him YES YES YES!

I said: "I do it all the time . . .

Ain't this boogie a mess!"

THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES

THE POODLE CHEWS IT

THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES

THE POODLE CHEWS IT

THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES

THE POODLE CHEWS IT

THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES

THE POODLE CHEWS IT

(POO-DLE . . . )

THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES

( . . . BITES)

THE POODLE CHEWS IT

(POO-DLE . . . )

THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES

( . . . BITES)

THE POODLE CHEWS IT

(POO-DLE . . . )

THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES

( . . . BITES)

THE POODLE CHEWS IT

(POO-DLE . . . )

THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES

( . . . BITES)

THE POODLE CHEWS IT

THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES

THE POODLE CHEWS IT

THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES

THE POODLE CHEWS IT

THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES

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somepeople find the smell of feet really aphrodisiac

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bah dah dah dah dah, dah, dah dah dah

 

Yo... You're fakin the funk! (You're fakin the funk)

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Jerry Garcia is dead. Wash your damn feet hippie!

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I have a really sensitive nose and if I ever get a good wiff of something, not only can I smell it for like hours but I can track that scent down thereafter.

 

When I first met my ex step-mom she thought it would be cute to show me how bad her feet smelled. For 12 years I got sick everytime that whore took her shoes off.

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I remember a while ago when i was taking the bus to work, this homeless man came onto the bus. this dude feet were F UCKED UP. i think he seroisly had gangrene or someshit on his feet, it had to have been that and leprosy because his feet looked terribly fucked, like skin crawling fucked up, and the smell fuck god it was horrible, it smelled like a dead skunk in a garbage bag filled with puke and piss, and marinating out in the 120 degree dessert for 10 days. needless to day the bus was evacuated and the cops came and took that sick motherfucker off of the bus. if i had a blow torch i would have torched his ass.

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