VAJ Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 I told you that shit was gonna happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 hey, i think as many people as possible should put "FREE BLOOD FART" in their signatures for the duration of her sentence FREE BLOOD FART! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 what if her sentence hasnt even started yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 Yo fuck you dude who the fuck are you to say anything. Some faggot jew who dont got shit on anybody. Honestly BF has contributed more to the ounce than even I have and I been here for 6+ years. Quit your jewdom and go to your fucking synagog and fuck your rhabbie through your sheet... This random "comedic" Jew bashing thing is out of control. I'm tired of it and it wasn't that funny to begin with, how do I know? I'm Jewish my people invented funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 for all of those who are just joining us bloodfart can suck a dick weezy is hot fiyah right now and mar needs to go back to israel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 im laughing cuz alot of fools dont know what sarcasm is......and it doesnt matter what you wear to jail shit is always wrinkled when you come out...my favorite is when they lose your gear all together and they give you a white one peice jumper made of paper and you just have to hope it isnt raining or 12 in the afternoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 I don't know when underbites became hot-fyiah, I must have missed the memo. This thread made me laugh, seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 the best part is when you don't have any money for the cops to steal so they rip up all the cards you have in your wallet and then they put them back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 hey, i think as many people as possible should put "FREE BLOOD FART" in their signatures for the duration of her sentence FREE BLOOD FART! She didn't go....I think you know that though. If she does go, it won't be until tomorrow. I still say they won't take her at all. I"m with ya anyway. FREE BLOOD FART! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 and mar needs to go back to israel "no... he doesn't" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight Death & The Devil Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 why does bloodfart make fun of 2Blazzed's name, when she always refers to weed and pills. i hope this thread turns into 400 pages of the pot calling the kettle black. dude i said pot!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 damn he must be one hard "mutha fucka" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 Maybe he is 'One gigantic mo-ther fuck-er!'?? Anyone who has seen Commando will know what I am on about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 2blazzed is a total faggot, i always knew it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 damn dude, you getting defensive like its your girlfriend.Relax, im the farthest thing from a jew.And the only thing this bitch contributed to the ounce, is the declining fall of it.Because of idiots like you that fall into it and turn the ounce into one big butt buddy ass kissing orgie. Fuck that and fuck you too then. You're a fuckin herb. That shit has been happening on here since the dawn of time. I been here for 7 years and it's been one giant cock fight the whole time. Everybody is always sucking up someones ass. It's human nature. There's always gotta be a top dog. why does bloodfart make fun of 2Blazzed's name, when she always refers to weed and pills. I'm pretty sure she was making fun of the poor spelling and 15 year old mentality that comes with being proud of how much of a stoner you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 It's not as easy as one might think. Actually, it was impossible last night. I went to the DPS. They said they can't give me a new ID with outstanding tickets. But they won't arrest me. So I went to an AA meeting to brush up on the bullshit I will be feeding the judge. It just so happened that I learned I am working on my 9th step. And making amends to those I have harmed. And that I feel so guilty about causing the state all these problems. And just want to be able to hold my head high. So I went to the jail. I figured if I went to where they let me out, they might let me in. I told the lady, "I have warrants, I want to turn myself in." She told me to go to the next building over. So I did. Empty your pockets and step through the metal detectors. Okay. Around the corner, first door on your left. Okay. "I have warrants, I want to turn myself in" Your name? I tell him. Did you ever go by the last name Marshall? yes. Baker? yes. Einarsson? yes. Jacobson? yes. they are all me. I have warrants, yes? Yes, but I am not going to arrest you for them. Go home. Go to the courthouse tomorrow morning. But I am already here at the jail and you are a sheriff, can't you just take me upstairs and book me? No. I don't want to arrest you. Maybe you can go outside and piss off one of those cops and they will arrest you. Bunk. Outside I approach a policeman leaving the building. Tell him my schpeel. "I have warrants, can you please arrest me now?" How many warrants do you have? Between 2 and 12. Oh no, I am not going to do all that paperwork. You're shitting me? No. That is a ton of writing that I don't want to do. I'm going home. So I went to my dude friend's apartment and went to sleep. I didn't think it would be this hard to go to jail. It never was in the past. I guess things change. I'm going to take a shower and find some breakfast pills. And go to court. Maybe I will get lucky. Since I seem to be the sort. MY NIGGA YOU GOT WARRANTS FOR TICKETS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE. THAT SHIT IS LIGHT AND YOU ARE NOT GOIN TO JAIL. THIS SHIT DONT MAKE NO SENSE AT ALL B, IF YOU HAD A SERIOUS WARRANT NIGGAS WOULD BOOK YOU IN A HEARTBEAT, IF YOU HAVE BULLSHIT ASS WARRANTS FOR OPEN CONTAINERS, D/C, AND DOING AIR GUITAR IN A "NO AIR GUITAR" ZONE...OR SIMILAR PETTY ASS SHIT...YOU GO IN, WAIT, SEE THE JUDGE AND ALL THAT SHIT GETS THROWN OUT. LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Hahahaha Alright, not to fit into the whole dickriding theme around here, but the air-guitar in a no air-guitar zone is fuckin funny And I think everyone needs to relax Dude called one person out and everyone else got worked up It's teh iNterweb nigras Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Porcelain Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 poor saddam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted July 13, 2007 Author Share Posted July 13, 2007 MY NIGGA YOU GOT WARRANTS FOR TICKETS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE. THAT SHIT IS LIGHT AND YOU ARE NOT GOIN TO JAIL. THIS SHIT DONT MAKE NO SENSE AT ALL B, IF YOU HAD A SERIOUS WARRANT NIGGAS WOULD BOOK YOU IN A HEARTBEAT, IF YOU HAVE BULLSHIT ASS WARRANTS FOR OPEN CONTAINERS, D/C, AND DOING AIR GUITAR IN A "NO AIR GUITAR" ZONE...OR SIMILAR PETTY ASS SHIT...YOU GO IN, WAIT, SEE THE JUDGE AND ALL THAT SHIT GETS THROWN OUT. LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! I said I had warrants from unpaid tickets. All petty drunk fun gone wrong. But I refuse to give my hard earned money to the state to pay them off. I just stack up a handful and then go set them out for a few weeks. At a hundred dollars a day. I usually wait until I get arrested for something else. Then take care of them. But I haven't been able to get arrested lately. So I have to take it into my own hands. And turn myself in. I figured I should drink it up the night before. And make some potent weed brownies. That only ended me up with a hangover that could only be cured by petting cats. And unmotivation. So there was Wednesday and Thursday. Laying on my ex's couch. Not being able to move. Now it is the weekend. And my mommy says that I should wait until Monday morning. Go in first thing, dressed sharp. Wear socks and not look like a low life. Tell them a sad sad story. Maybe something about a sick granny. And that I want to do community service hours. I guess I am game for that. I would really just wish it would all take care of itself. Prostination is my specialty. As proved not only here, but by the stack of care packages that have been sitting in my hallway for months. And all my empty promises of mailing it off tomorrow. Or the next day. Definetly before the weekend. Maybe next week. I'm going to read this today. And maybe again on Sunday. To learn how to mentally maniuplate others. All my problems will be solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 just by buying/reading the book you have failed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted July 13, 2007 Author Share Posted July 13, 2007 My mom gave it to me. She expects me to make something of myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 so what's the deal. you goin to jail or what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted July 13, 2007 Author Share Posted July 13, 2007 On Monday. I promise. It just wasn't condusive to my plans of having a super radical fun time this weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 dont go monday just wait another week......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 prostination sounds awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Tupac is over-rated. You must be the only person that I've witnessed saying this. And with that in mind, kudos to you. Good luck as well. Pay your debt to society and come out new. Sounds like ya'll go to jail for stupid shit in Texas, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 if i have warrants i always play the come find me game turning yourself in is just doing their job for them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 ^ A quote i once read somewhere "Procrastination is like masturbation.....Its all good, until you realise you've just fucked yourself" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
<--- Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Sounds like ya'll go to jail for stupid shit in Texas, though. In Texas they actually fingerprint you and run you nationwide for warrants at the DMV. And they have cops there to lock you up if anything pops up. Imagine going to renew your liscense or state ID and getting arrested on the spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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