the_gooch Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 that's JJ abrams for you though. exactly. if the movie sucks i will be disappointed, but i had high hopes for all the star wars prequels and was disappointed after seeing the first two, not as much for the last one; shit happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tear1personality Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 killed it ;] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 http://www.yopress.com/blog/watch-all-5-ethan-haas-videos-from-jj-abrams-project-minus-the-puzzles/ ^^ you had to put puzzles together to watch some short videos about the movie, but they did it for you. pretty sure this will tell you absolutely nothing about the movie. that site ethan haas or whatever had nothing to do with the movie. they have viral sites but that wasn't one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tear1personality Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 i don't know shit, i had that in a fav. folder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 sorry, i'm a fuckin dork with shit like this....haha. actually, i've seen people who are worse than me, so i think i am ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tear1personality Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 good enough for me, i just had it so i didn't have to do some fucking puzzle them fucks were talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sars.Saw.Chicago Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 one more week people..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 i heard this friday but its wrong someone should report back to us incase the movie dont live up to the hype Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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El Mamerro Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Neill Cumpston Has Seen CLOVERFIELD MONSTER GOES APESHIT! I got to see Cloverfield Monster Goes Apeshit two weeks ago. We’ve been on double shifts at Wetzel’s Pretzels because we’re selling these goddamn frosting and cinnamon pretzels that are supposed to look like a snowman waving at you and guess what all our retarded customers like biting the heads off of? Also, the “snowmen” don’t look like snowmen – they look like fat babies that can stand up and wave, and that someone has spooged on (the frosting). But Cloverfield Monster Goes Apeshit was the perfect movie for me to get to see, because now every time one of our swamp-ass customers comes in and wants a Sal-Tee the Snowman I can imagine the Cloverfield monster biting their goddamn heads off. And yes, in the movie, the Cloverfield monster bites off some fucking heads. Only you get to see it from a way you don’t normally get to see heads getting bitten off, so basically the movie – which I’m just going to call Cloverfield for the rest of this review because typing out that long-ass title is pee-hole – basically makes other head-biting-off-movies look like Georgia Rule with a peppermint cock in its ass. The movie starts off really shitty though, with all this stuff about a young couple that’s in love, and she’s hot and he’s hot and I’m all like, “Who’s filming the Ambercrombie and Fitch catalogue?” But then it’s like the movie heard you calling it a pussy so it puts on its dick-stomping boots and then surprises your dick with a punch from a fist wearing a cock-punch glove. Things just don’t get scary – they get FUCKED UP. And I mean fucked up like the whole movie’s shot through a hand-held video camera, so you feel like this is happening to you (apparently, the video camera was recovered by the government, so at the beginning of the movie, when you’re told this, you think, “Man, something bad must’ve happened to whoever filmed this”, and you imagine a lot of shit, but then when you get to what ACTUALLY HAPPENS you’re like, “Fuck you, imagination, this was ten times worse than I thought” and then to get back at you your imagination makes you think about 2 Girls 1 Cup if Rhea Perlman and Edith Bunker were the girls) So here’s the story: a monster attacks News York City. But that’s not the fucked-up part. The monster RIPS THE LIVING SHIT out of the city, and everyone in its path. It’s like the Iraq War and Hurricane Katrina and Kathy Griffin’s vagina combined and turned into a giant murder-beast and it’s hungry for every hip person in Manhattan. Which is another cool thing about the movie – everyone that’s getting eaten are like characters you see in those annoying movies that are always on IFC and Fagdance. Movies with titles like Thinkin’ ‘Bout Being Sad and Zoe Gets a Latte and 2 Bedrooms, 1 Bath and a Whole Bunch of Cock-fucks Running Their Mouths. And if that wasn’t bad enough, the giant monster starts rubbing itself on buildings, and then stuff falls off it’s gross body and crawls the fuck away – only the crawling-away stuff doesn’t stay away for long, if you know what I mean. And then – and THEN – and I mean, at this point, the movie’s like a speed freak yelling at you, as if the giant monster and the things crawling away weren’t bad enough, there’s a third, even more messed-up thing the monster can do to a person, which I won’t spoil ‘cuz it made me kind of sick and the people on this website are the kind of assholes who’d come in to the W.P. at two minutes before I have to clean the cinnamon nets and order ten Sal-Tees so fuck everyone, so maybe you’ll see it and get sick and not want a Sal-Tee and I can go the fuck home. Also, I don’t know if the movie-makers are looking for poster quotes, but this movie is like a pussy that eats YOU out. So, here’s my final thoughts: The good: Monster fucking everything sideways, creepy-crawly things fucking everything that’s still not fucked, indie movie characters getting eaten and mutilated before they can talk about coffee or e-mails or their feelings. The bad: Smarty-pants story-telling shit where the video you’re watching has un-recorded bits where you see the hero’s relationship a few weeks back, before the monster shows up. Except then there’s this final shot (from the flashback section) that’s actually kind of awesome ‘cuz it’s this very sweet, sunshine-y shot of something, except at that point you’re thinking some really bad thoughts about what the shot represents. The shitty: I had a long dream about the male star of the movie two nights after I saw this, where we both had shirts off and he was helping me do sit-ups. So fuck this movie for that part. http://www.aintitcool.com/node/35100 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tear1personality Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 now that's wild shit...look at the time...duece! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/roguearthur/1199753827036.gif rumor has it, it looks a lot like this thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 http://imdb.com/title/tt1060277/usercomments I attended an early screening 1/10/08 at Michigan State University. I've spoilerized in case anyone doesn't want to know anything about the film, but I will try to stay away from anything that'll be too overt. Simply put, the film is an amazingly visceral experience. It's studio logo, production logo, film. No credits whatsoever, which just adds to the overall immediacy of it. If you've been following it to any degree whatsoever, you know that it's shot entirely with hand-held cameras. The characters also run. A lot. So immediately, I think this will be a love hate experience. My own reaction to it was that it again, added to the immersion, and I didn't find it to be really distracting at all. Many people I saw it with said they couldn't even watch the screen at times, so buyer beware. It also will anger those who need all the details, and need to have every loose end tied up (or even a majority of them). The entire film is the tape found after the events of the film are over. That's it. There is no set up, and no hold-your-hand-for-you resolution (or really, much of one at all). It's unconventional, and I enjoyed the ending TREMENDOUSLY. I definitely have to applaud the decision to not simply make a cookie cutter action film that is easy to watch. I think it will be interesting to watch how it does at the box office though. After that...I feel like there isn't much that can be said about the acting, and that should be a credit to it. It absolutely feels like you are experiencing this with the characters, who feel more or less exactly like real people. After leaving the theater I was on edge for a good deal of time, as I tried to shake that level of immersion. The film is also surprisingly humorous, and I would say that our crowd laughed more than they screamed (although the screams were definitely there). Cloverfield definitely will not be everybody's cup of tea, but if you're already excited about it, I have no doubt that you'll be satisfied. It was a relatively unique experience, and again I want to applaud the decision to make it in that manner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 WARNING: GIANT SPOILER ALERT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiLL Or DiE Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 WARNING: GIANT SPOILER ALERT[/url] Are you fuken serious..thats fuken wack...Not you Haya, the Movie..I wonder if its even worth it.. SPOILER.. The monster turns around and with a Terminator voice says.."I'll be back".. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 i dont get it. that link showed nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiLL Or DiE Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Its not a video clip ..You gotta read the whole review of the movie..Link not workin for you??. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 oh yeah i am too lazy hoping for video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 I don't want the whole breakdown of the movie, I just want to see what the monster looks like.... I'll just wait till I see it in theatres. I just wanna know why my hometown is always getting fucked up though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 REMEMBER THE BIG HYPE AROUND SNAKES ON A PLANE AND REMEMBER HOW BIG OF A BLOCKBUSTER THAT WAS YEAH... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 i read the whole review it seems legit and makes sense there seems to be a lot of unanswered questions and plot points anyways, seems like it would be good either way the monster isnt really described much in the guys review Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiLL Or DiE Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 . I just wanna know why my hometown is always getting fucked up though. Cause if the monsters would come to Oakland they would get down with the Hyphy movement and Ghostride their whip back to where ever they came from.. YYEEEEE !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 REMEMBER THE BIG HYPE AROUND SNAKES ON A PLANE AND REMEMBER HOW BIG OF A BLOCKBUSTER THAT WAS YEAH... Dude the hype around snakes on a plane was about how fucking retarded that movie looked. I and everyone I knew at least knew how fucking retarded that movie was going to be from the jump. But I definatly feel you on that soo many movies get the hype they don't deserve and they just end up being let downs. I doubt that will be the case with this though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 well skip to the last page of that forum post and we get The summary is officially FAKE!!! He had Heavy language in it, blood, gore, etc. the movie's officially rated PG-13... For scenes or terror, violence, and disturbing images. Nothing about Blood/gore, nothing about strong language.... FAKE...thread closed i guess the jury is still out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 I THINK ITs J LOVE'S FIRST NUDE SHOT bump dis shit right here nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f38JetJmb0M different trailer supposedly showing the monster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comic*hero Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 its purely godzilla? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 REMEMBER THE BIG HYPE AROUND SNAKES ON A PLANE AND REMEMBER HOW BIG OF A BLOCKBUSTER THAT WAS YEAH... nah, i think everyone knew that was going to be a giant piece of shit covered in cheese. at least everyone that i knew did. like transformers, i just wanted to see them (the transformers) the way i had imagined as a kid. i knew it was a michael bay film, so i knew i wasn't going to be blown away by the script or the story, but i knew the effects would probably be sick and that was what i was looking for: giant larger than life transforming robots fighting, shooting shit and blowing shit up. that plus megan fox. my expectations for cloverfield are high. i like the shit that jj abrams does and from what i read this seems like it will be an interesting and probably exciting flick to watch, especially in the theater. i could give a fuck less if it's a blockbuster. the majority of the movies that are made and that the general public spend their money on are mindless pieces of shit, i'm not going to judge the quality of a film that i might like based on box office sales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 its purely godzilla? godzillaesque. there is one main monster and a bunch of more human sized monsters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 torrent linkage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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