Mellow Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 probably alot of people have seen this before Lincoln vs Kennedy Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both were shot in the head. Lincoln's secretary, Kennedy, warned him not to go to the theatre. Kennedy's secretary, Lincoln, warned him not to go to Dallas. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners. Both successors were named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both assassins were assassinated before their trials. Both names are comprised of fifteen letters Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse. Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. Lincoln's last child, Tad, had his funeral held on July 16, 1871. Later he was exhumed and moved to a different grave site. Kennedy's son JFK Jr. was lost at sea on July 16, 1999. Later he was found, brought up, and then re-burried at sea. now discuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 both were male both were american both spoke english both had two arms ..discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 both had feets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SADDAM HUSSEIN Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 yeah.. isnt that shit wierd ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 both had the letter 'N' in their last names. both were white. oh shit son!....amazing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SADDAM HUSSEIN Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 well.. i didnt read all of it at first.. i know of a better one that throws more shit at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 hello and welcome to 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 hello and welcome to 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 both thought one of their cousins was smashable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted July 7, 2007 Author Share Posted July 7, 2007 haha wow this is so entertaining seriously it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 they both had bad haircuts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 both were presidents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 probably alot of people have seen this before Lincoln vs Kennedy Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both were shot in the head. Lincoln's secretary, Kennedy, warned him not to go to the theatre. Kennedy's secretary, Lincoln, warned him not to go to Dallas. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners. Both successors were named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both assassins were assassinated before their trials. Both names are comprised of fifteen letters Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse. Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. Lincoln's last child, Tad, had his funeral held on July 16, 1871. Later he was exhumed and moved to a different grave site. Kennedy's son JFK Jr. was lost at sea on July 16, 1999. Later he was found, brought up, and then re-burried at sea. now discuss That's some crazy shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 i am way too lazy to look all this up and way too skeptical to believe you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 I heard something about how only a few of the presidents weren't Masons. And that they were assasinated. Not sure if this is true or not and too lazy to look it up. So get to it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 Damnit ILB... Why you have to steel my "Too lazy to look it up" line while I was typing it??? You must be in on this shit too!!! :biglaugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 Yo but for real, I'll bet astrologer types are all over this shit. That's some serious fucking coincienses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 im sure if you matched any 2 people up, you could find alot of coincidences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 im sure if you matched any 2 people up, you could find alot of coincidences. Not THAT many. Come on now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 damn, that shit is crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters. i think you're onto something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 MR. KENNEDY... KENNEDY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 Both thought Popeye's Chicken is racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 i think its crazy someone spent all that time figuring that out...what a boring life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 ...science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 i just got stoned by reading this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutleone Posted July 7, 2007 Share Posted July 7, 2007 whats the Deal with the whole Mason thing? ive heard about it, but i dont really know details? link? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 ^masons were homosexual vegans that smoked a lot of weed, wanting to know the score to the red wings game and constantly held debates over the superiority between waffles and pancakes. also, i heard that they didn't care about black people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 they invented raves and techno music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted July 8, 2007 Share Posted July 8, 2007 lots of shitty threads recently..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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