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2011 Gathering Of The Juggalos Infomercial

 

 

 

 

If this wasn't centered around icp, juggalos and wrestling... As an event/festival in itself, its fucking impressive.

 

 

Amusement parks/rides, carnival shit, comedy acts, moon bounces n shit, wet bitches contests, artists signing/photo/questionnaire sessions, camp/tent parties, wide array of well known artists (speaking in general not these specific people. Fucking George Clinton though!) and I'm sure an absurd amount of drugs and alcohol widely available. Although the quality of drugs and alcohol present is definitely questionable.

 

 

 

Had this shit been based on real, talented artists. Then yes absurdly great festival... But sadly all of these things will be wasted on dirty, dirty... Oh so dirty white people...

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ok, some of those quotes from that FB page need to be highlighted here...

 

 

"make the devil shake in his chains il fuck guys like jesus an be fine wit it instead"

 

"hate this fingerin' pussy shit i want real dick not photos and phone sex"

 

"A bad person is a murderer of jesus an god, thats me so i'll neva be forgiven"

 

"they only killed witches cuz they were jealous of their powers just like they did jesus an god"

 

"heartburn sucks cocks and so does shaving twat n ass"

 

"so bored i wanna fuck a zebra an a furry ass baboon even"

 

"hates shit today noone ever calls me for work or a job wtf"

 

"i look deader with black though"

 

"had sandwiches and fruit afterwords it was ok i guess i was wrong about shit sorry"

 

"dicks stink ass just like skunk an shit that dont lite rite or smoke"

 

them last few are pure gold dude, pure gold.

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