Dawood Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 So, I've noticed that the 12oz. thing to do is dump on rookie cats relentlessly. Like some cat comes in like "hey, I'm Toke1andblowthesmokeintheair" what do you like better Ny thins or Germans? And dudes are like "F$&k you nigga $#!t on you moms" and then the next dude is like "yeah pee her his moms butt" and I'm like, Damn...ya'll act like my pre pubescent kids. Pickin' on the little nigga cuz he can't defend himself. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Hang your heads in shame! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fun haver Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 i agree!!!!!!!!, but i think you should definitely pee in her her butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 i think you should stop bein such a n00b. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MAR Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 actually, thats why i like this place. its not one big circle jerk. you have to put it time to get respect. plus 90% of the time when a kid gets clowned on they deserve it (like when they ask about caps, or krink, or whatever they can usually find it on their own if they bothered looking) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted July 4, 2007 Author Share Posted July 4, 2007 ha, ha this is dope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Pickin Boogers Biz Markie Now this may sound disgusting an’ like very gross But it’s sure to have your trippin’ So y’all listen close It’s not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar But it’s rather on the bug tip and it’s called pickin’ boogers Now what I’m emceein’ might not seem kosher to you But it’s still somethin’ we all have to do So go up your nose with a finger or two And pull out one or a crusty crew Yo, don’t try to front like it’s so gloomy and gray ’cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip With a finger, tissue, or even a q-tip Take it from the biz markie because I’m jokin’ And also, remember this slogan Hey, ma, what’s for dinner? Go up your nose and pick a winner Pickin’ boogers Pickin’ boogers Let me tell you what happened on the train, man I was coolin’ one day with my partner kane Headed up to the rooftop, ridin’ the d train When the man sittin’ next to me was so profane He’d stick his finger up his nose, then do a drain (you should ’a moved) I was just about, but all of a sudden, homeboy just pulled out A big green slimey, not even gonna say it But it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh it He sat there for a while with it in his hand So I tried to play cool and like ignore the man So I laid my head back to catch a quick nap All of sudden, he plucked it dead in my lap Now kane sat there laughing like it was all a joke But a brother like biz markie had almost choked So I dug up my nose and pulled out about 5 And plucked every last one of them dead in his eye Then the man jumped up and said "What's wrong with you?" and wiped them off his face and said "I can't mess with you" Like if I did something that was so full of shame But yo you got to know the name of the game Pickin’ boogers Pickin’ boogers Pickin’ boogers (Mmmm) Now let me take a trip down memory lane Back in public school with my partner kane When I was class clown and he was my brother Sittin’ at the desk pluckin’ boogers at each other Never do our work as we were suppose ’cause we was too busy diggin’ up our nose and in the lunchroom we would talk about rude gossip at the person that all leave his food No matter who you are we didn't give a damn We even put teachers down with the program Well if you was a woman or if you're a man We'd put boogers on our fingers then shake your hand Catch anyone from anywhere, but the best fun about it catchin’ kane out there Especially when we playing ball at the gym I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him Now we're grown up and think that's changed But we're still playin’ the pick your boogers game Just last night when kane was gettin’ ready I slipped a little green one inside his spaghetti Pickin’ boogers Pickin’ boogers Pickin’ boogers Pickin’ boogers Let me tell you what happened to me with this girl One night in Latin Quarters I was standin’ there easy I saw a gorgeous young lady that I wanted to squeeze I knew sure enough that I really did want it so no half-steppin’ I pushed the bonnet Well I'm a go-able and enough that was phat Had a spotlight beamin’ on my bismal cap But when she stepped in the light and she got real close I saw a teeny weeny booger on the tip of her nose She was dressed real dep and her body was hooked But that brought-up booger just ruined the look I wanted to tell her about it but I couldn't be bold So I played it off and said "That's a cute green mole" I was hopin’ from that she would wipe it away But she didn't do nothin’ , I guess she wanted it to stay I said "Before you get my number, I don't mean to diss you, but write it in the handbook ’cause you're gonna need the tissue" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 actually, thats why i like this place. its not one big circle jerk. you have to put it time to get respect. plus 90% of the time when a kid gets clowned on they deserve it (like when they ask about caps, or krink, or whatever they can usually find it on their own if they bothered looking) true story.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted July 4, 2007 Author Share Posted July 4, 2007 What happened to Good manners and respectable words? you know. brotherly love, mang? Actually, let me take that back.....you're right. they deserve it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 i like the circle jerks too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 dawood.... you remember what you used to be like growing up?...... good manners? c'mon man... haha... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted July 4, 2007 Author Share Posted July 4, 2007 but, seriously, I've see some dudes come out the side of their face on a cat with like 3 1/2 posts screaming on him just on the strength that dude is new to 12oz. and calling him on that. it's like when I put my 10 year old in check and as soon as I look away he hits my 6 year old because he's frustrated and needs to get out his aggression. dudes don't even know who they might be popping yang at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 respect is earned..... the morons ruined it for the few that might have sense... weeds out those who really dont belong and shit too... edit: i know i took a beating when i first ventured into ch0..... its just part of the process... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted July 4, 2007 Author Share Posted July 4, 2007 dawood.... you remember what you used to be like growing up?...... good manners? c'mon man... haha... I'm a father now. I teach my kids good manners, I'm not one of those people you see swearing at their kids in the Burger King drive through on the cell phone talking nasty with their new jumpoff , smoked out ,being greedy with the fries type dood... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 am i cool yet guys :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 I'm a father now. I teach my kids good manners, I'm not one of those people you see swearing at their kids in the Burger King drive through on the cell phone talking nasty with their new jumpoff , smoked out ,being greedy with the fries type dood... nah im with you 100% when it comes to that, but a.) this is the internet and its fun and b.)its not our job to parent other peoples idiot chirrens.... honestly i think it goes both ways cuz when its time to be kids in here can actually be really good people and show support in times of need to those who deserve it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted July 4, 2007 Author Share Posted July 4, 2007 am i cool yet guys :( shut up...@#@$@$@$(*^(^*^(^@&@&@& kid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted July 4, 2007 Author Share Posted July 4, 2007 nah, for real though....just sayin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 ITS BULLSHIT YOU'RE TRYING TOO HARD KILL YOURSELF[/color][/b][/size][/center] I'm generally a nice guy in person but when I'm on the interweb I grow a 6 foot dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Signed, Mr. xxRookiexxKillaxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 P.S. How do you make Krink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 STFU n00b... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 i only berate n00bs if the threads are retarded genuine questions not really Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Thank you all for this valuable thread! __________ Wireless Telecommunications Information Resources Shiut up you fag! Shit on your moms.....what bitch!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 I'm with Dawood here. My problem with it is not that noobs are getting undeservedly ragged on (a lot of them do deserve it), but that 95% of the members doing the ragging have no business doing so. Notice how most people who have been here for years and built up "cred" tend to stay out of that shit, but those who have been here at most 2 years are all over it. It's like seniors watching 8th graders picking on 7th graders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blart.BOS Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 but all of you know cope 2 right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 its funny cause i was picking my boogers when i was reading this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 You ever flick a boogie with such force that the sound of the impact is astounding? I just remembered a weird ass story too. I was in like kindergarten and I was running in the playground and some kid flicked a boogie while I was speedracing by where he was sitting and it went straight to the back of my throat. It was a fucked up coincidence hah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 I'm with Dawood here. My problem with it is not that noobs are getting undeservedly ragged on (a lot of them do deserve it), but that 95% of the members doing the ragging have no business doing so. Notice how most people who have been here for years and built up "cred" tend to stay out of that shit, but those who have been here at most 2 years are all over it. It's like seniors watching 8th graders picking on 7th graders. Really? B/c I usually see it the other way around . I usually don't bother posting in those threads but i see older heads [not going to point fingers] tearing them apart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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