DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 She was hinting that she wanted your dick. But you were too much a fag to man up. I say this in the past tense because you probably already missed your window and she realizes you're a fag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlando Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phax Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 I love it when sluts are all blatant like that.. hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 And yo, I can't imagine the rage that would overcome me if I was your freind and I found out my girl was telling this shit to my freinds.:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 I was going to post a pic of the "toy" from Se7en but sadly enough I couldn't find one. Picture it in your head for my post though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Pee in the butt, that'll get her there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 yea exactly what alot of people are saying in here..she's basicly a slut and she wants some new dick cause ur homie cant get his little homie to work...ud be a dumbshit to not fuck her...even if your homie was your best friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought_Monster Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 you and your boy should take turns beatin it up my boy and i had a girl like that back in the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouEstou Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Tell that bitch to tell him herself or get off by her damn self. What the fuck she telling you for anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
never[TUA] Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 You need to tell her that life is about people. Its about connections. Its not about cocks, and ass, and tits. And butthole pleasures. Its not about these rusty trombones and these dirty sanchez. And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 "he cant work the middle, cuz his thang too little" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youngoner Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 last time a girl told me her man wasnt doing it right, i banged her all day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 ;5531605']You need to tell her that life is about people. Its about connections. Its not about cocks' date=' and ass, and tits. And butthole pleasures. Its not about these rusty trombones and these dirty sanchez. And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls.[/quote'] ^ Says the man that can't get the job done.:biglaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion>Ogre Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 just put it in her butt. why is this such a difficult dilemma? jeesh. Is that what works for you? Just curious...:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 (p.s. yes, he can get it up) fag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 bros before hos captain. especially if she's going behind his back don't touch it with a barge pole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 WHY DO NIGGAS COME IN HERE ASKING THE MOST BASIC SHIT? WHAT YOU THINK IS GONNA HAPPEN IF YOU TELL YOUR DUDE SHORTY SAID HIS PIPE GAME WAS TRASH?? HE'S GONNA HATE ON YOU, AND HER. YOU SHOULDN'T TELL NOBODY NOTHIN, AT THE MOST YOU AND YOUR OTHER DUDES CAN CLOWN ON HIM ON THE LOW. THIS REMINDS ME OF A SCENARIO BACK IN THE DAY I HAD WITH MY HOMEGIRL AND ONE OF MY DUDES AND THE SHIT RESULTED IN A MEGA EMMBARASSING SEX TAPE WITH AN INTRO AND OUTRO BY YOURS TRULY AND THE LOVELY MS. NEESIE. AND YO... ANY BITCH THAT TALKS ABOUT FUCKING WITH YOU ON SOME DETAIL SHIT, WANTS TO FUCK YOU SO I SUGGEST YOU BEAT AND WHEN YOUR MAN FINDS OUT JUST BE LIKE "YOU KNOW THE RULES, THE BITCH CHOSE ME" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Straight in the butt , no lube. and while your in there pee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 what makes you think he cares? he's getting his. this is the kind of thinking i like to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 what? tell her to tell him herself. not like "you arent fucking me right" but just make suggestions like "how about we try it like this" yeah. ive had to do that with a couple girls. it works a lot better than "oh, you're terrible, do it differently" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlando Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 good advice ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 god i miss ch.0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 ass to mouth /nohomo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 i thought this thread was about world of warcraft. lawlll.. 1337. uhmm... dude needs to learn about girls and what makes them go. give her a little licky licky. to the sucky sucky then about 20-40 of the fucky fucky. eather dudes bustin a nut too early or shes got a box of steel. maidens water isnt a every time occasion. (mabie im just lazy) wonksaggin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23rakim45 Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Two words: Detachable shower-head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk8er6 Posted July 3, 2007 Author Share Posted July 3, 2007 fag. you know it! but seriously, i told her to tell him, and she did, and now he's bummin and hasnt been talking to anybody since. and for yall tellin me to fuck her... she has a too long of a track record for me, and then times she says she blacked out at parties and woke up nekkid with some random dude there. so im not taking no chances man. and also, my homie is 18, and yeah. its akward. thanks for the serious and not so serious advice. feel free to rant more. i find it entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 [Maybe she wants a DP??? THAT'S IT SHE WANTS MORE THEN ONE GUY PISSING IN HER BUTT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlando Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 thanks for the serious and not so serious advice. feel free to rant more. i find it entertaining. as do we. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 its not the motion in the ocean its how many ships are in the sea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 i thought this thread was about world of warcraft. lawlll.. 1337. uhmm... dude needs to learn about girls and what makes them go. give her a little licky licky. to the sucky sucky then about 20-40 of the fucky fucky. eather dudes bustin a nut too early or shes got a box of steel. maidens water isnt a every time occasion. (mabie im just lazy) wonksaggin. 20-40? Fuck that. Long sex disgusts me... all hot and sweaty, ugh. I won't even have sex drunk anymore, because going for over an hour is like hell for me I think Glik said it best once, something along the lines of "Fucking for more than 15 minutes is a cheap parlor trick" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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