sk8er6 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Uhh, im in a complicated situation. One of my friends (female) is dating one of my homies, and she told me, he's not getting the job done, and she's been faking it. and he cant get her to "her happy place;) " with less conventional means even. so, i was wondering if yall think i should tell him or not. i got ripped on pretty good the first time i ventured out to Ch.0, but i prolly deserved it. so w/e and dont tell me to get with her, i respect her too much to be doing any shit like that. especially to my homeboy. thanks in advance, sk8er6 (p.s. yes, he can get it up) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 pee in her but or apply your penis directly to her forehead. We need pics,nudes to be specific, in order to properly assess the situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wont Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 YOUR HOMIE MIGHT NOT BELIEVE IT IF YOU TELL HIM OR YOU COULD LET HIM FIGURE IT OUT HIMSELF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunt double Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 really, she should tell him, rather than telling you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Yeah, shes trying to get you to give her the dickdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wont Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 you could tell your homie to dump her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Cosigned on what protocol said. Tell your mate the secret to a womans vagina is in the willingness of a man to apply his tongue to her anus. Then report back, but I wonder what you mean by 'lessconventional means'. Maybe she wants a DP??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunt double Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 you could tell your homie to dump her not her fault if he sucks in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 your friends must be 16 if he doesnt know how to get her to go off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 And how the fuck do you know your homie can get it up?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 haha excellent point i dont think that impotency is dinner table conversation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wont Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 your homie should dump her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 tell your mate that she can't get off because his dick isn't presented to her in a box. tell him to surprise her next time by doing the old trick. secretly (or not, whatever) video tape it. then post upload it. then post it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Tell him to lick her asshole. They love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 You do realize that making out and groping boobies when your 13 is not teh seckz0rz right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 She's probably a whore and needs to be gangbanged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Dude that is the M.O. of everygirl what are you talking about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 if shes tellin u, then shes a whore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 what makes you think he cares? he's getting his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 ^^haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 are you 15? i dont even want to reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cope3net Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 dump her ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Well my friend looks like she is inviting you to take over, so make her squirt and have her shut up forevers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 spray it in her eye. then call her a dirty jew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 just put it in her butt. why is this such a difficult dilemma? jeesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 I bet that dumb jews happy place is a fucking oven. So do her a favor and shove her in one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 or say " fuckface wipe your those spermbabies off ya damn self, ya lookin raahdickyoulussss." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 pee in her but or apply your penis directly to her forehead. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlando Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 spray it in her eye. then call her a dirty jew. i also agreee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegoldenchild Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 Either you smash, or tell her it's none of your business if your looking for advice don't tell people what they're not allowed to say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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