yeah & in between those 20 minutes

theres about 5 close call/life & death situations.

wheres its either exploding into an 18 wheeler

or going off a bridge etc.

horror movie cliche:

 

guy stands in front of sink in bathroom, looks in mirror. opens mirror-door and grabs something out of the medicine cabinent. closes mirror-door and a ghost or a monster appears in the mirror reflection behind the dude, while simultaneously you hear a loud music/sound-effect. dude turns around and no one is there

This cliche is another reason why Bloodsport is one of the greatest movies ever as Van Damme is on the bus and does this in the bus window, seeing a reflection of Chong Li but then turns and sees he isn't really there.

chase-scenes from movies of the 1970's lasted like 20 minutes long with no dialogue the whole way.

Have you seen Bullitt with Steve McQueen probably has the best damn car chase scene in the whole world

why is it that in movies driving a car is almost an entirely automated task, no changing gears (okay so they may have an automatic transmission), barely any attention paid to the road, no indicators... dude is there driving along, having an in depth discussion with the person in the passenger seat, giving them their undivided attention.

What about motorbikes that have unlimited gears? The chase scene in Terminator 2 is a good example of this, in the dirtbike Eddie Furlong is on has an uncountable number of gear changes between the girly screams.

Cars will never blow the fuck up if its shot, crashed or goes off a cliff. I hate that.

no, or its the opposite.

if you breathe on the damn car it'll explode like a damn nuke

How come there is never any mention of the hundreds of innocent bystanders that have to be KILLED during all the crazy action/driving/shooting/transformer fighting scenes? The streets should be red with blood, but you never hear about it on the news

What about motorbikes that have unlimited gears? The chase scene in Terminator 2 is a good example of this, in the dirtbike Eddie Furlong is on has an uncountable number of gear changes between the girly screams.

 

Did you have to google dudes name or did you know it by heart?

 

 

Choose wisely....

choose wisely? what the fuck? are you threatening him?

the good guy gets to be shot 8 times and be alright to fight, while the bad guy gets knocked unconscious with a punch to the head.

choose wisely? what the fuck? are you threatening him?

 

No, its more of a why do you know his name... borderline homo.

 

 

 

 

Homie, I know you dont want none of this.

 

oh. if you were threatening him it would have been funnier.

 

Fuck that, Ill fight this nigga. Is he a big dude? Should I bring a hammer?

I want an explanation on how the FUCK motherfuckers are constantly gettin up in someone's backseat and surprising them.

 

1. Why the fuck are you leaving your car unlocked? I lock my shit even when it is outside my house.

 

2. How the fuck do you not notice a human body, sitting up, looking sinister in your backseat? Is that some every day type shit or do you just have that new Avril Lavigne song on your mind THAT much? "Oh I thought he was just the life-size human replica I carry around for protection. Whoops!"

 

Really?

 

PAY ATTENTION!