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ANALPUDDING

IM FUCKIN TRIPPIN!!!1!1

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW..

I JUST REALIZED THAT I WAS SLEEPING FOR 20+ HOURS LAST NIGHT.

HERES WHAT HAPPEDNED...CRIB NOTES STEEZE...

 

MONDAY:

-i was ridin to this bitches house, it was like 9:00. my friend calls me says that theres a party so i sent a txt to the bitch that my tire went flat so i would have to beat it up another time.

-made it to teh partyz, as soon as i walkin that bitch i get handed a colt 40, and i downed like 1/2, then and there.

-drank,drank and drank....smoked a few blizzies too.

YESTERDAY:

stayed up all night, and skated the next day after i left the party. now im on /no sleep and /no foodz. i get home at like 5 pm yesterday. roll up a J make a big egg sandwitch/omellette fusion.

-ate.smoked. went to bed at like 6.

 

BACK TO TODAY:

i wake up, thinkin its like 10 oclock or whatever. but i ge a call from Sunday, and i was like wait, i thought you guys open at 12? i banged on him(hung up) and proceeded to my morning ritual. shit. eat. brush teeth. check mah mayl. shower. and so forth. i look at my phone and it say 7:00 pm, and im like that aint rite, so i go to change the time, when the 7oclock new comes on and it all just hits me..

 

it was so weird.

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You didn't believe your clock so you went to change the time, rather than assume the clock was correct? You're either retarded or living with some extremely untrustworthy people.

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WELL CUZ I DROP MY PHONE ALOT AND SOMETIMES IT FUCKS UIP AND SHIT GETS CHANGED W/O MY KNOWLEDGE . SO YEA, I THOUGHT IT WAS WRONG.

^^THE SECOND HALF OF THAT SENTENCE TOO.

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how could you had slept for 20+ hours last night if a night only has 12 hours? are you in alaska?

 

think about it, i went to bed at 6pm last night, i woke up at 5-6 pm today, thats 20+ hours, man. gey ur m@+h 5k1ll5 up

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think about it, i went to bed at 6pm last night, i woke up at 5-6 pm today, thats 20+ hours, man. gey ur m@+h 5k1ll5 up

 

no . you think about it, a night is not 20 hours long.

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yeah, usually when i say i bang something im talking about a womans vagina.

 

or in ANALPUDDINGS case a mans anus.

 

/hes the homo

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no . you think about it, a night is not 20 hours long.

 

fine a night isnt 20 hrs long, but thats how long i was asleep for. and thats the matter of discussion.

nigga

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huh?

 

banged on him= hung up.

its teh sl@n95 in my area.

 

for example...

 

"Dat bitch went on for like 20 minute talkin about how she needs to go get her nails done, n i got sick of her, so i banged on dat bitch"

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no . you think about it, a night is not 20 hours long.

 

ITS FUCKING SEMANTICS! REALY, WHO CARES?!

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how many fuken threads are you going to post? Get them off Your "TO DO List" and add "go to the retirement Home"

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