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Things have been shit for me as of late.

Just typical issues all adults in relationships deal with.

 

I think the relationship I was in has run it's course.

Although, I have been wrong before.

 

That is neither here nor there.

I don't want relationship advice.

I want action party time advice.

 

This morning I tell a friend of mine about the situation at hand.

He tells me I need a vacation.

So he buys me this ticket to come to St.Louis for a long weekend.

 

I wouldn't typically jump at the chance to go to St.Louis, but his Granny died and I like to console friends in they time of need.

Plus, he is about to move from LA to Australia to work.

So I figured now is probably one of the last chances we will have to hang out for a while.

 

I have been to St.Louis before and have friends there.

But the thought of hanging out with them and doing all the same things we always do seems so boring.

 

So.

Any suggestions on what to do in St.Louis?

That won't end me up getting shot at.

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Uhhhh

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and paint louise are the only things I know that are/were thre....

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uhhh, pretend you've enver been there before and do touristy shit?

 

I would rather not get mugged by a black man, but thanks anyways.

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ps. my friend films video for the porno industry..these sites.

 

http://www.frathousefuckfest.com

http://www.monstercockfuckfest.com

http://www.bachelorpartyfuckfest.com

http://www.teensforcash.com

http://www.gangbangsquad.com

http://www.squirthunter.com

http://www.milfseeker.com

http://www.herfirstbigcock.com

http://www.backseatbangers.com

http://www.collegewildparties.com

http://www.bangboat.com

 

All the URL's make me laugh.

 

I am going to make him give me a ton of porno DVDs.

To send to in care packages.

 

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Things I will NOT be doing in St.Louis are making an appearance on monstercockfuckfest.com.

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^Murder Capital is Orlando fl.^~my home.

 

Disney World is the murder capital?

 

Well, I guess if I had to live in Orlando, I'd have the serious urge to kill too.

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I ask for exciting things to do while in St.Louis.

All I get in return is requests for passwords for porno sites.

 

Well.

That's alright.

I'll bring some passwords back for you dudes in a week.

 

 

And tales of adventure and high class living.

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ive never been there but i know several people that have and they all tell me not to go.

 

 

so i cant really help you.

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Any suggestions on what to do in St.Louis?

That won't end me up getting shot at.

 

I'm not from the states, I've never been to St.Louis.

 

But go to a Casino.

 

or

 

Come to Australia with your friend.

 

 

I personally would go for the Casino one.

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you know how when youre between the ages of 1 and 4 you dont really remember much? one thing i remember is st louis being a shit hole. that and the arch. anyway...based on the limited info i have from childhood i would say you should get a bunch of records, a bunch of gin, a bunch of mixer (because sometimes gin on the rocks is too much, for instance, 8am on a sunday), your best friends and maybe a kiddie pool or at least some water balloons. yes, that sounds like a good weekend.

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Paint some shit, take photographs of whatever catches your eye. (architecture) Going somewhere new is always exciting for me, but not necessarily hanging out with new people.

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Did your mate get squirted on by Flower when he filmed her??

 

And he seriously bears a very strong resemblence to someone I know.

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