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yeah goin to my girlfriends little cousins' quincenera party in a few hours, for those who dont know what a quincenera is its like a bar mitzva for 15 yr old messican girls...apparently were going to out to tonepah, some small shitfuck of a town in the arizona desert for this party...beaners for days..

 

lots of scorpions and rattlesnakes also...

 

any of you guys been to one of these things?

 

discuss?

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once... we had some heads from santana come down to this one girl's party..

 

it was at this hotel in sf

 

we didnt dance with the girls... we danced with thier hot ass moms...or i did at least

 

we stayed in the hotel and they didnt want all of us on one floor, so they set the family and friends on seperate floors..

 

big mistake

 

we turned that hotel into one big party.. every floor was smoked out...it started to look like a mess... the next mornin we were all laid and its gonna be a night i will always remember

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Ok this is freaking me out all ready.

 

Im going to one today. . . .

 

Im only goin for the...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OONTZ OONTZ

 

OONTZ

 

OONTZ

 

OONTZ OONTZ

 

OONTZ

 

OONTZ

 

OONTZ OONTZ

 

*BRZZZZT*

 

OONTZ OONTZ

 

 

 

 

YOURE HARDCORE BRO

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all right im back. THe party same as always.

 

FOOD:

 

Birria wraped in Tin Foil

Beans with weenies and bacon

Rice with green stuff

Beer

Sodas

Big Ass Cake.

 

ONTZ!

YOURE HARDCORE BRO

 

Close hahaha. more Like DU DOoU DU DOoU (Duranguens)

 

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They have like a special dance where they have the main girl do some special dance. They had some hip hop dance up in the mix. . .

 

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This kid is a Gangster hahaha. He came prepared. . . .

 

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He must hate this kind of parties. He is not even dressed. Damn Parents, what are they thinking?

 

I took videos on my cell phone. the girls dance and a funny girl that danced like a Penguin. I cant find my adapter for my phone. I must find it. . ..

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yeah, the only cool car i saw was a corvette.

 

btw, dont you hate it when you see hot girls and some how they are related to you? happens to me all the time. My aunts come and they be all like " come meet ur cusin"

 

Im like fuuuuu! thats my cusin?

 

I saw a lot of people that were related to me that i didnt even know.

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uhm... july 28th i'm in a quince.

my friend's little sister asked me to be in hers...

so i am.

 

purple floor length gowns for the waltz

then short little swishy dresses for the tango

 

and six hours of dance practice a week since april.

 

it's a crazy-lot of work for this shit

it's about the size of a wedding...

i mean... the cake was seven hundred dollars.

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omfg this quince SUCKED!

10 hrs of straight mmbah mmbah mmbah! ahhhiiiiiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiiii!!!!

"hey gringo why dont you dance?"

terrible food, hot girls, neglectful parentals

 

 

 

oh yeah and...

 

 

 

 

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOZE!!!

 

i had to be the designated driver....fuck.

 

i also got a handjob in a nissan exterra...good times i suppose..

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No not a good time....it sounds like you sat around with your hands in your pocket touching yourself while missing the chance to take in some culture kick back and have some fucking fun. People can make a bad situation out of anything if there intent is garbage. If you arent having fun at a celebration of drunk mexicans it's not their fault.

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When I used to live in a hispanic neighborhood, I remember thinking how they went all out for their kids parties!! I used to always see those jumpey castles and all kinds of decorations and shit in yards. I went to a few and thought it was funny how it was as much of a party for the adults as it was for the kids, going on utill 2 or 3 in the morning with all the kids passed out but the older people still up drinking and being crazy. Mexicans are cool.

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yeah, the only cool car i saw was a corvette.

 

btw, dont you hate it when you see hot girls and some how they are related to you? happens to me all the time. My aunts come and they be all like " come meet ur cusin"

 

Im like fuuuuu! thats my cusin?

 

I saw a lot of people that were related to me that i didnt even know.

 

shoulda pulled a pork-chop.

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yeah goin to my girlfriends little cousins' quincenera party in a few hours, for those who dont know what a quincenera is its like a bar mitzva for 15 yr old messican girls...apparently were going to out to tonepah, some small shitfuck of a town in the arizona desert for this party...beaners for days..

 

lots of scorpions and rattlesnakes also...

 

any of you guys been to one of these things?

 

discuss?

 

quinces are realy boring to me. they act as if the girl is about to die...when really its just her passage to loose the v card?

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