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Jesus is my Couch

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Handpainted resin statues on a solid wood base are the perfect gift for every young Catholic athlete. These statues portray Jesus actively participating with boys and girls in a variety of sports. A wonderful way to reinforce Jesus "as friend" in everyday activities. Sizes vary from 4 3/4 to 6 1/2 inches.

 

Many customers have requested these Jesus Sport Statues depicting children other than Caucasian and playing other sports; we have expressed these requests to manufacturers and importers. When and if other statues are available, CatholicShopper.com will carry them.

This page shows the following Jesus Sport Statues: Baseball, Football, Soccer. For Basketball and other versions of baseball, football, hockey and soccer, click picture of the five statues at the bottom of page.

 

 

The statues on this page now include a brass nameplate, "Jesus Is My Coach."

 

 

 

 

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Jesus doesn't have his adidas on...he couldn't play in sandals and a dress.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

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Jesus knows the pump fake and does teh flea flickerz

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This seems very wrong to me.

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Right.

Like, I feel dirty for looking at em.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

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I wonder how fast JC runs the 300 in?

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but does he graff n dance?

 

 

that, my friends, is the only resin mold i'm interested in purchasing

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

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THAT AINT JESUS THATS CHARLES MANSON!!!!!!!!!!11111

 

RUN NIGGLET, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!11

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it looks like he's trying to stick that baton up that kids anus.

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i wanna see jesus coach mud wrestling....with two big tittied chicks.

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Conan O'Brien made fun of this shit a few years back. None of those kids look like they enjoy Jesus being there.

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Jesus loves kids!

That's why he's court ordered to go around the neighbourhood and let everyone know.

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