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foneiz2

craaaazzzyyy fuckers!!!

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so i just log onto bebo(yeh im cool) and i find this message from my girls

profile!

 

Hi foneiz2

need to talk to you about bikes ..... I have done a 300 mile cycle ride .... forwards!!!!!!!!!!! *girlfriends father* would like to have a chat. Just how much money are you spending on this bike? How much are you planning to spend on our daughter, *girlfriend*, on a meal for your 6 month anniversary?? (if there is such a thing as a 6 month anniversary). if you consider this bike to be more important than my daughter then you'll be looking for a new girlfriend. Look forward to the CHAT.

X

 

 

wow this is wild what the fuck am i meant to say.

i just bought a really crappy track bike and its my new hobby but im in debt anyway and going out for meals isnt my favourite thing! i cook for her and shit but i think this is a bit out of order!

 

what should i do!?

i wanna get really rude and be like "fuck y'all" but im a pussy????

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

hahahaha....

 

what an asshole, spend more money on a meal then a bike?

 

Meal = one time, and girls really can eat more the 20bucks

Bike = with you forever

 

 

maybe you should tell this dude he has his priorities all wrong.

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just be real with him...

"yo im just tryin yo hit it..."

unless ya'll gettin serious then your on your own with that one...

what the fuck is bebo anyway?

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This would be better with pics...

 

Of the bike and girl...

 

Only then can the Oz help you..

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No, you asked for the appropriate information - we need pics to provide sound advise after all.

 

I was referring to the intervention of a parent like that.

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I know you see the picture demands:

 

USERS CURRENTLY VIEWING THIS THREAD: 5 (3 members and 2 guests)

MY ROTTING LIVER, LiliStCynical, foneiz2

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Dear *girlfriend's dad*,

 

I hadn't planned on celebrating a 6 month anniversary, because the 1 year anniversary is much more important. Nonetheless, it will still be a special night where I will make her dinner, and spend some quality time with her.

 

So, you've done a 300 mile cycle ride? Sounds interesting. What was it like?

Sounds like something we might have in common. Do you have some advice on purchasing a quality bike with (very) limited funds? The one I just got is merely a track bike, which is not so hot...

 

Look forward to hearing from you pops,

foneiz2

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"Dear gf Father, FUCK YOU and your daughter, you are a douche, im dumping her.... PS She pregnant, Peace"

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"Dear gf Father, FUCK YOU and your daughter, you are a douche, im dumping her.... PS She pregnant, Peace"

If this chick was preggers, her parents would know before her boyfriend did.

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Dear Dickweed,

 

I dont think you understand, I am you daughters boyfriend, not cash cow. What I choose to do with my money is my business. If you have any concerns for you daughters financial future maybe you should invest in college.

 

Yours truely,

The guy whos fucking your daughter.

 

p.s. in the pooper, with a funnel.

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Screw track bikes. You shoulda spent that loot on some burgers for you and your old lady.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

Bebo (pronounced /ˈbiːboʊ/) is a social networking website, designed to allow friends to communicate in various ways. It has developed into an online community where users can post pictures, write blogs and send messages to one another, and is similar in format to MySpace, Xanga, and Yahoo! 360. The site was founded in January 2005 by Michael Birch and his wife, Xochi Birch. It was given a major relaunch in July of that year

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All this really depends on the age of you and the girl. Unless the two of you are well into your 20's then Dad has to know that your relationship is purely physical and won't last much longer than your rear tire.

 

That said... I agree with what someone already posted about you spending your money how you wish. However, it needs to be said in a clever way... if at all. It could be one of those situations in life where a small lie wouldn't hurt.

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