Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I've been here for two hours already, and we haven't done shit but sit in these uncomfortable chairs and watch a ridiculous movie about the history of the justice system. It starred the old guy from Law and Order, and included a skit about how, in feudal times, people would be thrown into a river to determine their innocence. I tried to take a nap, but the chairs have really low backs and no support. If I get picked, and miss the Montreal Bachelor party, I'm going to make sure they give the defendent the chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 haha at least you have freakin interwebz there was no service in the one i went to last year they wouldnt even let me bring a phone in let alone a laptop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 I wish I could encase this dude's gavel in Jell-o. That would show him what happens when you make Harvey get up early. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 haha he prolly wouldnt even get mad and complain that some girls did it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 and he would say it was green instead of yellow like and idiot and throw away your roomates plate... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 i got called into jury duty one time..but was pretty lucky cause they released alot of us without having to serve the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I dont mind it. Usually I get sent home and still paid for a full day of work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 i've been summoned for jury duty at least 4 times and always found an excuse to not show up. who the fuck wants to stop getting paid and fail a class cuz they were at jury duty? i sometimes wonder what kind of people are in jury duty since you get paid chumpchange and it's during hours of the day when most people work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 I've been summoned once - didn't get picked. I had this feeling recently that I was due for a summons. Seems like you get one when you renew your license or move - both of which I just did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 I've rescheduled three times, and called in sick once. They sent me a thing saying that if I didn't show up today, I would get 30 days in jail and/ or a $1000 fine. If I worked today, I would have had to get up at 3:30 in the morning, so this isn't so bad I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 Also, they just moved a group of about 30 of us to a different building, so I had a chance to get some cofee and a nutri-grain bar-- it's no toaster strudel, but I feel better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 i got out of jury duty because i had a cruise i was going on. they just asked how long i had had these plans in advance, and let me go. try it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 hhaha yea i need to get out of jury duty because I have planned a trip for strippers cocaine and whores and teh graff n' dance its been planed for like amonth now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 You should have said you work for the government... free pass out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 just get up in the middle and start masturbating...automatic dismissale.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 hhaha yea i need to get out of jury duty because I have planned a trip for strippers cocaine and whores and teh graff n' dance its been planed for like amonth now... a bachelor party has much sentimental value. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 claim your mentally unfit i did that once i said i had recently had a nervous breakdown no boring court case for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 Allright, they dismissed me from one case. They said they expect it to last a week. Some guys got in a brawl, and allegedly stabbed some other guy with a broken bottle. I didn't even have to lie... I said " I'm scheduled to go to Montreal this weekend, because I'm the best man in my friend's wedding." I just didn't go into details, such as the weddinng being two months away. Now I'm waiting in the hallway with the other rejects to see if we're going to get sent to a shorter case, or just sent home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 ask them if they have little boi n00dz and kan u sea em? Anyways good looks on the excuse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 14, 2007 Author Share Posted June 14, 2007 It worked! I'm home, and off the hook for six years! Just in time, too. I was starting to get worried that I was going to have to poop in the filthy ass downtown brooklyn courthouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 six years? i thought it was only good for a year some 18 months some something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 I will never have to do jury duty. The only perk of being a loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 I wish I could get called for jury duty I watch way too much Law and Order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 VAJ...I HAVE PERFECT HAIRZ I AM TEXAS'S FINEST I NEVER HAVE TO GO TO JURY DOODIE NA NA NA NA NA!!!!! j/k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 Most of that is true. I don't have perfect hair. Its too thick. Texas + thick hair=hell I know you want me. Its understandable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 I got teh bon3rzwhen you were on the motorcycle i did... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 VAJ makes me laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlando Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 when do you actually GET jury duty ? i know by mail & all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 "never got the shit in the mail" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted June 15, 2007 Share Posted June 15, 2007 I'm glad I can do that for you Scummy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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