Blood Feast Island Man Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 yo how do I make etch? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 bahahahahha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 A girl I know wrote this. I'd like you guys to her myspace but Im afriad of what would happen. It made me laugh. Advice: Do Not Sleep With the Graffiti Vandals! Current mood: wise Do not sleep with the graffiti vandals. Graffiti vandals will ruin one's life. They will lead one with their paint stained hands into the depths of the night, behind the wrong streets and away from the light. They will only bring one danger and adrenaline and feelings of being truly alive. Do not sleep with vandals. Vandals will only cause one harm. Do not under any circumstances allow a vandal into one's bed. Their words will haunt solitary walks. One will notice their single word stains on stop signs, newspaper boxes and the walls of one's brain. Do not hold the hand of a graffiti vandal, etch bath burns the skin. Do not allow a graffiti vandal onto one's carpet. The graffiti vandals carry pens that they call "mops". These mops are often poorly homemade and tend to leak and stain one's carpet. Vandals value permanence. Do not sleep with graffiti vandals, they will only stain the carpet. Do not become romantically involved with a vandal, their passion can be transferable and seductive and addicting. Do not follow the vandals, vandals are riddled with personality and behavioural disorders. Their sleeping patterns are disturbed and they have obsessive compulsive tendencies and are prone to substance abuse. Graffiti vandals are thieves. They are romantic and mysterious and criminal and beautiful and troubled and fascinating, but they are terrible human beings and should be avoided at all costs. One should not introduce vandals to one's parents. Parents do not approve of vandals corrupting daughters. Vandals wear stained clothes and have poor hygienic habits and unkempt haircuts. Their hedonistic tendencies and testosterone driven bouts of courage may be like catnip to young women, one needs to be ever vigilant. One's lips should never touch the lips of a graffiti vandal, vandals are infectious and have tongues like serpents. The hiss of the vandal is often mistaken for the his of the spray can. Do not hear the siren call of the hiss, or the rattle of the ball. Do not sleep with the graffiti vandals, the vandals will ruin one's life. Beware the practiced grace in the movements of the vandal. Beware the wrist control and agile fingers of the graffiti vandal. Avoid viewing vandals as artists, this will only romanticise their image further in one's mind. Do not mistake the inflated ego of the graffiti vandal for confidence. One should never fall victim to the charms of a vandal. Often the ego of a vandal is so inflated that one can become smothered in it and find one's self believing that the vandal is as great as the vandal imagines himself to be. Often times this ego is only a bi-product of massive underlying insecurities and crippling need for validation. Do not sleep with these troubled beings. Do not allow the pigmented venom of the vandal into the fleshy part of one's heart. The venom of the graffiti vandal is not fatal but may cause paralysis and blindness and permanent nausea. No not inhale the noxious fumes of the graffiti vandal. These fumes are detrimental to one's health and sanity. Do not sleep with graffiti vandals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 yup thats so true. i hate my girlfriend. so i dropped my mops on her floor and burned her hands with etch. i also smeared fecal matter acros her face during intercourse. im teh man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Where do you find bitches who are turned on by graff? Every girl who has ever known I write didn't even understand the concept. Sheesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouEstou Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Ughhh This thread makes graffito seem so much more homo than it already is. This is a diff look for 12oz. Now I feel all umcomfortable...like im somewhere I really shouldnt be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 maybe you should find out why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M_I Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 wow. I really liked Zebra Drip's post. #bumpedButWorthIt hi 12oz. its been a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 you were zebra's fuck buddy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 I re-read it and remembered reading it for the first time like it was yesterday. And once again I imagined fucking Zebra, in the style of the dogs, atop a water tower while she peered down afraid to fall which caused her to back it up on me harder. What a slut. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Re: yep. That just moistend my victoria secrets thongsicle.... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 And once again I imagined fucking Zebra, in the style of the dogs, atop a water tower while she peered down afraid to fall which caused her to back it up on me harder. What a slut.[/color] hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRUCE LEROY Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 gone for two days and all this happens. that is nice zebra. does that make me gay now? probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+plus+ Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 so i moved to the middle of no where for an education Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akrisone Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Where do you find bitches who are turned on by graff? Every girl who has ever known I write didn't even understand the concept. Sheesh. I picked up my ex while sketching on a commuter train...she saw me drawing so she sat next to me rest is history Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 i dont know if women find graffiti sexy because they dont find out that i do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 you guys can easily find zebra on facebook. *waits and see how many people look her up* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 wifebeating is a hobby that attracts women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 the harder you hit, the harder the come. the harder you hit, the harder they cum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 you're better off without him, writers are degenerates. Find yoself a new man, girlfriend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 old threads are funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 eSpecially this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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