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Memoirs of a Pseudo Intellectual D-List Graff Jock


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Granted this shit is corny. And granted homegirl's responses aren't making her case any stronger.

 

But it's kind of like Ch0 is, collectively, the really insecure tough-guy at the party who can't get the 'slut' to show him her tits (let alone fuck him) so he gets pissed and tries to tear her down in a room full of his buddies while their dumb-cunt girlfriends egg them on.

 

Maybe if some of you had a touch more (borrowed) personality than the token 'sarcastic, horribly forced and unoriginal, graffiti asshole' you wouldn't have a problem getting girls naked in real life, and wouldn't have to harp on somewhat-shelterd, obviously harmless 22 year old girls on the computer.

 

Go jock junkies, join a frat and bang out with 'Chad', low-lifes.

 

 

 

This is so true. LOL!

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MY NIGGA CRUSHES IT EVERYTIME. REAL TALK THOUGH, LET SHORTY LIVE...SHE CAME OUT ON THE SAME TYPE OF SHIT THAT BLOODFART BROAD WAS ON AND YALL NIGGAS WERE RIDING THAT BITCH LIKE A RODEO, WHATS THE DIFFERENCE IN THIS CASE? SHORTY ADMITTED TO FUCKIN SOMEONE? NEWSFLASH DOGGIE, BITCHES FUCK NIGGAS! YA MOMS PROBABLY FUCKED A WHOLE BUNCH OF NIGGAS BEFORE YOUR POPS SPLASHED OFF, STUPID! :p

 

DONT GET MAD GET MONEY...AND DONT COME AT MY HEAD BEFORE I GOTTA START THROWIN NIGGAS FACIALS IN WASTEBASKETS B ON SOME RUTHLESS SHIT.

 

 

 

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Snap yo fingers and then rock wit it

Do it, do it, do it, do it, gon drop wit it

do a step wit it, put your hips wit it,

All my ladies let me see ya put a twist wit it

You can't do like me, I'm by myself

I do it so good, I don't need nobody else

What's happenin', what's up

Got da purp fired up

What's happenin', what's up

Got Patrone in my cup

I pop, I drank

I'm on Patrone and purp, I can't think

I'm blowed, to go

don't know how tha hell I'm gettin home

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haha. oh wow. this shit is hilarious. i didn't even think anyone would notice, but somehow this generated five pages?! wtf. and stooges...now i've never claimed to be a dimepiece, but madame mim? daaaaaamn. what's funny is that most of my photobucket pics don't even have me in 'em. whatevs...haters ain't nothin new. i'm glad some people liked it at least.

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if this shit is real, which i find hard to believe because i'm a cynic, than you could work it into something better. but for some reason, i'm seeing a teenager prefabricating a story filled with slang, scenerios, cliche, and other concepts taken from the multi-media outlets. so i'm having a hard time being convinced that this isn't just some community college creative writing project.

 

i could be wrong. this is the internet and nobody really knows who the fuck is on the other side of this shit.

 

if i'm wrong (or right), take your writing skills and prefabricate a script based around this. try not to make it too MTV meets BET. the concept and the ending would work well as a short film. film festivals eat shit like this up, and ask for seconds.

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