roadpig Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 snort a pile of coke and tell your girl, "fuck my mom, fuck your mom and FUCK your dad...i bury those cockaroaches...you're moving in with me." say it with a cuban accent though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Maybe that girl isn't right for you anyways. She didn't have your back and respect your wishes over something not that serious. Man fuck them. Judging you because you write on stuff. It's not like you showed them dead bodies in the basement. She sounds like she is caving in too, for her parents. Weak all around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 what are you, stupid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 not trying to be an ass, but the girl sounds wack that she would ask you to be honest, then "have to think about it" when she didnt like the results Actually, I bet she did it on purpose to have a good reason to get out of moving in with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 that situation must suck to be in man, hope everything works out, good luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 snort a pile of coke and tell your girl, "fuck my mom, fuck your mom and FUCK your dad...i bury those cockaroaches...you're moving in with me." say it with a cuban accent though. best advice in this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Your girl needs to step up to her parents. If she tried to get you to be honest with them, surely she knew how they'd react, and so she should take some responsibility for the outcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 i would dump her with the quickness. if you dont now she will in the future. who the hell listens to their mother anyways? 5 year olds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"P" Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 "WHAT'S TODAY'S MATHAMATICS NIGGA?" "STICK TO YOUR GUNS!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 My girl's parents ruined our relationship, because they fuckin despised me They never liked me to begin with, then she got caught skipping school at my crib, then they found out I wasn't in school, and then the floodgates opened and they pretty much guessed everything else, pretty accurately filling in most of the blanks that they didn't know about me Before all was said and done we would end up having to sneak around to see eachother for a year a half, we would both be gone from our job, I would be banned from several places in their town, brawled with people from their more times than I can count, many failed attempts at a restraining order (my girl wouldn't say anything against me so it never worked), and the cops from there still call me from time to time tryin to get me to come on down for an "interview" When it came time for her to turn 18, grow up, and move out (they'd always told her that if she wanted to be with me when she turned 18 that they didn't want anything to do with her anymore) she hesistated, I broke up with her, and now the whole thing is gone to shit. Fuck parents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Sounds like you are bad news anyway ayebee, I would keep my daughter the fuck away from you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 ayebee and the relationship dramaticals... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 That's why I always stick to lying. super co-signage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Sounds like you are bad news anyway ayebee, I would keep my daughter the fuck away from you. Haha, why do you say that? I'm actually a pretty good dude....I make for a terrible enemy, but a crazy loyal/good friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 :lol: If you search for tenderness it isn't hard to find. You can have the love you need to live. But if you look for truthfulness You might just as well be blind. It always seems to be so hard to give. Honesty is such a lonely word. Everyone is so untrue. Honesty is hardly ever heard. And mostly what I need from you. I can always find someone to say they sympathize. If I wear my heart out on my sleeve. But I don't want some pretty face to tell me pretty lies. All I want is someone to believe. Honesty is such a lonely word. Everyone is so untrue. Honesty is hardly ever heard. And mostly what I need from you. I can find a lover. I can find a friend. I can have security until the bitter end. Anyone can comfort me with promises again. I know, I know. When I'm deep inside of me don't be too concerned. I won't as for nothin' while I'm gone. But when I want sincerity tell me where else can I turn. Because you're the one I depend upon. Honesty is such a lonely word. Everyone is so untrue. Honesty is hardly ever heard. And mostly what I need from you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dylanresistance Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 that blows dude. listen to everyone else next time. lie your balls off =]] hope it works out though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted June 12, 2007 Author Share Posted June 12, 2007 update time talked to her this morning shes moving in! word up son she pretty much told her parents to suck it up ill take some flicks of my super dope back yard for you all to drool at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelsofresh Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 fuck it tell your girlfriend you love her no matter what her parents think....she'll move with you anyway...only problem is she won't ever leave you from this point on and expect a kid within 2 mos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nbamlbballer Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 yeah fuck parents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nbamlbballer Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 yeah post 420 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Never Admit Anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Parents just don't understand... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 bitches aint shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted June 13, 2007 Author Share Posted June 13, 2007 my back yard rocks bitches i have a pool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 sweet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted June 13, 2007 Author Share Posted June 13, 2007 link is fucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Sweet pad tango. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 yeah dude...you played your cards wrong (<---correct use of your for all you spelling/grammar nazis) my girls parents are super religious and strict and there is no way i could tell them of my super felonious alter ego....maybe its time to lie and say you gave it all up for her...then get her to go along with the "new and improved you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 Sounds like you are bad news anyway ayebee, I would keep my daughter the fuck away from you. Still wondering about this Mr. Jackson YOU CANNOT SLANDER MY GOOD INTERWEB NAME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted June 14, 2007 Share Posted June 14, 2007 what did you think, they were gonna be like oh that one's a dope spot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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