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My school has a long standing tradition of paddling incoming freshmen as an initiation into our school

 

 

what i figured was most people on this site are so witty and clever maybe they can help me out...

 

what i need from you guys is good names for my paddle.. anything thats somewhat funny and even a little morbid, so far i have came up with Auschstickz, and Asscalibur.

 

bring on the fun

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i have been asked by a drunken homosexual if I was gay once...

 

 

this thread is more homosexual than that event...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

p.s. I told him yes...such a lie...rage call me!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i am gay like spyd is dead...peace bitches I am hammered right now prepare to be hit by waves on lies and injustice i wanna see how much yall nigga bitches can belief...

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i have been asked by a drunken homosexual if I was gay once...

 

 

this thread is more homosexual than that event...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

p.s. I told him yes...such a lie...rage call me!

 

 

Gotta one up you on this Mr Juan. I had an old drunk dude ask if he could suck my dick. We had seen him around heaps and always thought he was a bum. When I politely declined he whipped out his wallet stacked with $50bills and tried to pay me for it. Def one of the most fucked up situations I'ver been in.

 

 

This thread is still gheyor.

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Haha, I just noticed the

bring on the fun

 

 

 

He really wanted to make sure we were all 100% certain he is a flaming homo didn't he.

 

 

 

 

Edit: No way satanas, This guy was messed up, I had been drinking with him for a while before that shit happened. He had told me some messed up shit that I wont repeat.

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