qsysue Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 "give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.. give a man a keystone light and he wont be thirsty from that big ass fish i just gave him" keith stone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 "give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.. give a man a keystone light and he wont be thirsty from that big ass fish i just gave him" keith stone "give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.. give a man a keystone light and he wont be thirsty from that big ass fish i just gave him" keith stone i like where you live though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 except that shaolin is spelled wrong. Maybe that's how it's spelled in the slums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isellbammerweed Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 "give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.. give a man a keystone light and he wont be thirsty from that big ass fish i just gave him" keith stone "give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.. give a man a keystone light and he wont be thirsty from that big ass fish i just gave him" keith stone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qsysue Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 I did not wish to take a cabin passage, but rather to go before the mast and on the deck of the world, for there I could best see the moonlight amid the mountains. I do not wish to go below now. - Thoreau Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qsysue Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 You hold hell in your fist, and heaven in your open hand. - Buddy Hackett In case you don't know who Buddy Hackett is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfnBIUUBd1s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klobersaurus Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 "some people tell me that I need help. Some people can fuck off and go to hell." -Cypress Hill 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Some gems from Dorothy Parker. "Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common." "Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words." "A hangover is the wrath of grapes" "I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it." "You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think." "The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue." "I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 NAAAAAAAAAAAAILGUN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
living proof Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Ever has it been that love knows not of its own depth until the hour of separation Kahlil Gibran 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 "I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats. " "Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around. " Sofía(Penélope Cruz) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lick'n'run Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 and thennnnn... - chick on chinese voicebox on dude wheres my car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qsysue Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 "The Texan turned out to be good-natured, generous and likable. In three days no one could stand him." - Joseph Heller, Catch-22 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Pen cruze is amazing beautiful....just saying. "No body cares...about a dead hooker" -The silver jews Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eattingsnowflakes Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 "E.T. phone home" E.T. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 "several members of my family perished in Hitler's concentration camps; but what were their deaths compared with the memories of a lost peroid in my life, a period that would never return? This reconciliation with Hitler reveals the profound moral perversity of a worl that rests essentiually on the non-existence of return, for in this world everything is pardoned in advance and therefore everything is cynically permitted - Milan Kundera. Excellent writer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sodomy.Syringes.Suicide Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Pen cruze is amazing beautiful....just saying. I wanted to say some really profound shit and impress you guys with my amazing wit, but thats all bullshit. This Mr.Nurk fellow reminded me of a lyric I once heard... "...my rhyme's beautiful, like Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz makin' out..." - Q-unique Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 " i live in conflict and contradiction but it can be so beautiful when you dont reject what lies within"- micheal larsen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chorus Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 executive finger blast is an amazing name. Its not word for word but it was something like "My first fight was when a kid threw a dead pigeon in my face. I ran in there throwing my arms wildly. I threw more punches than he threw at me and I guess I won because I hit him more times than he hit me...That's the way it goes" - IRON MIKE TYSON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 i was recently addicted to cold turkey. When i told everyone i was quitting cold turkey they asked "oh, what are you quitting?" i said "im quitting cold turkey" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canamontana Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 anus poop will pee but anus pee will drip out of my ass hole n shoot thin strips of playdo poop out of my nipples into a can were it rests n frements for 13 days until 18st mexicali thuggish ruggish homedogs bark at the moon in the cold warm winter summer air water- john lenon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canamontana Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 hey kream puff nega prop me u bich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sodomy.Syringes.Suicide Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 For all my psychonaut nerds/computer geeks out there; "There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence." and this one is real cool... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creampuff Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 hey kream puff nega prop me u bich if you insist.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 "A man who won't die for something is not fit to live." Martin Luther King, Jr. "It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity." Albert Einstein Imagination is more important than knowledge." Albert Einstein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EXECUTIVE_FINGERBLAST Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 "I believe that the human race has developed a form of collective schizophrenia in which we are not only the slaves to this imposed thought behavior, but we are also the police force of it." david icke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 One should examine oneself for a very long time before thinking of condemning others. - Moliere The injury we do and the one we suffer are not weighed in the same scales. - Aesop Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either. - Albert Einstein The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true. - J. Robert Oppenheimer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 "A half truth is a whole lie" " The most dangerous untruths are truths moderately distorted." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qsysue Posted June 28, 2011 Share Posted June 28, 2011 Thinking of supper, I asked, “You want us to do anything, Dad?” “Persevere,” he said. It was a better answer than we wanted. What else do you do when the landscape suddenly changes? When all mirrors tilt? - Leif Engle, Peace Like a River Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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