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This is fucking terrible


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As I mentioned in another thread, I currently have no toilet paper, and of course God decides today will be the day that I hafta shit so bad and so often that I can't even leave and run to the store

 

All I know is my asshole is amazingly lucky that my sister sprung for some good paper towels this week

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This thread reminded me of the worst/best shit i have ever done in my life. I ate a plant bulb for a laugh and about twenty minutes later my stomach started rumbling HARD. About another half hour later we had to pull the truck over and I ran into some bushes at a school and did what was probably the gnarliest turd in history. That includes turds produced by large dinosaurs. I honestly never imagined i could possibly have that much of anything inside me. This is already way too detailed I dare not go any further.

 

Anyway, lucky I was wearing two shirts at the time and lets just say one of them never left those bushes.

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you have no toilet paper because your sister uses large amounts to pick up the shit after she lets the dog shit in the tub. She cleans the piss up with toilet paper also. This would result in the smell, instead of just washing it with water she just wipes it up good enough to make it not visible but theres still piss smeared around.

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