AyeBee Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 As I mentioned in another thread, I currently have no toilet paper, and of course God decides today will be the day that I hafta shit so bad and so often that I can't even leave and run to the store All I know is my asshole is amazingly lucky that my sister sprung for some good paper towels this week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 I made a thread about this before. I think I wiped with newspaper, and compared it to cleaning a Kool-Aide spill with a Trapper Keeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 there's always this option Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 there's always this option May I say I love this option. If I had more time on my hands, I'd never wipe and always shower of my hole after pooping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 8, 2007 Author Share Posted June 8, 2007 That's fuckin disgusting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 a shower? dirtbag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdf_va! Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 If by disgusting you mean... Awesome! ^^Co-signed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 8, 2007 Author Share Posted June 8, 2007 a shower? dirtbag :lol: Iono man, I just can't even begin to imagine what the tub must look like after you shower without whiping first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 Why don't you just do that option? I mean it is the shower damn it, just don't look down!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdf_va! Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 :lol: Iono man, I just can't even begin to imagine what the tub must look like after you shower without whiping first Would you rather have a shitty asshole?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 the residue will most likely just flow with the water into the drain, never to be seen again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.coma Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 WIPE ME DOWN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creep3 Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 That sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGG Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 be creative! use your t-shirt or some newspaper! or do the indian way use your left hand and then wash it.. it belongs to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 This thread reminded me of the worst/best shit i have ever done in my life. I ate a plant bulb for a laugh and about twenty minutes later my stomach started rumbling HARD. About another half hour later we had to pull the truck over and I ran into some bushes at a school and did what was probably the gnarliest turd in history. That includes turds produced by large dinosaurs. I honestly never imagined i could possibly have that much of anything inside me. This is already way too detailed I dare not go any further. Anyway, lucky I was wearing two shirts at the time and lets just say one of them never left those bushes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARRERO BEAST Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 you have no toilet paper because your sister uses large amounts to pick up the shit after she lets the dog shit in the tub. She cleans the piss up with toilet paper also. This would result in the smell, instead of just washing it with water she just wipes it up good enough to make it not visible but theres still piss smeared around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blart.BOS Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 this picture is amazing and i love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 go to restaurants or office buildings and steal that shit. or shit, then shower. either way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 The shit and shower is a god send. Plus you can set that shit on stream instead of spray, and just send it down the crack. It's like a bidet from above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 go to restaurants or office buildings and steal that shit. or shit, then shower. either way. damn if you cant afford toilet paper, you got it bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlando Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 i dont know how you can just shower after shitting. & not wipe AT ALL most people would clog that drain up ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 damn if you cant afford toilet paper, you got it bad No. Its called saving money. And yes, you should always wipe before you hop in the shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 your all dirty fucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 bidet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 baby wipes next to the shitter .. makes the hole fell nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 baby wipes next to the shitter .. makes the hole fell nice. too expensive.... handheld bidet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 too expensive.... handheld bidet. you can get a big as+0s bag for like 3 bucks. or dollar store 1 ply ass sand paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 this is still cheaper in the long run... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 this is still cheaper in the long run... and the best felling. a nice long shower when u are dirty fells really good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 lol...its not a shower head....its a handheld bidet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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