Ferris Bueller Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 "Whash your nane?" "Elvira." "Where you fron?" "Baltimore." "WHAT?" "BALTIMORE." "BALTEEMOR?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 The one and only time I was in Baltimore I went to this restaurant that made its own beer and got shit-trashed. The beer was awesome. I think the place was called the Wharf Rat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Dont fuck any girls. Baltimore has the nations highest STD rate. PCP is in full supply in the DC area, so get a dipper son and throw lawn chairs on the roof! But seriously, riding on 95 across the city, Baltimore has a real nice skyline. Beautiful. But some parts of that city are fucking horrifying, like 3rd world country shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 jeessh this thread gives me a headache. fucking idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdf_va! Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 It's just a city like any other... small, dirty, modest, violent, mostly black, amazing city in America. It's not that bad, and they have a great aquarium, or so I've been told. Walk around and check shit out. Get out of the touristy city center and check out the outskirts. Bring a camera, and take lots of flicks because it's unique city. If you look like a Mark... You CAN get jacked. Good luck kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8UNIT Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 don't hate...this is my backyard, great place to paint although the buff is a little hard hitting now...huge freight scene...home of the wire, they were out filming in Federal Hill area last night....stay out of the tourist areas and get in the outskirts is right....good bars in little italy, fells, federal hill....inner harbour sucks....plenty of crime, murder, homeless crackheads for you too...have fun....a lot of great writers are from/still live here...good history Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 I want my city to have a little Italy. The only "little" we have is Little Mexico. Its called Grand Prairie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 dude they little italy is fuckin pathetic id rather go to pizza hut then "little italy" in b moeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 i just applied for a job there... too bad I have no idea what watershed development is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnargnar Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 Drink some natty and get crabs. If your into freights this is your place to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnargnar Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 fuck what ya heard baltimores the shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FREIGHTYONE Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 fuck what ya heard baltimores the shit. Yes. That flyer dude posted one the first page from the Sidebar - good bar. So is the Otto and the Rusty Scupper (not joking). If you're into touristy shit, stay in the Inner Harbor area and go to ESPN Zone, and call it a night at 10. Fells Point can be fun, can also be annoying. I think the museum of visionary arts is still open, they always have a good exhibits there, I remember one was shit done by insane people in mental wards, it was pretty interesting. Reptillian Records? Maybe thats in D.C., I forget. There's also a street that has nothing but strip clubs, I can't remember the name, maybe somone can help? Just get in a cab and ask to go the "block". Last time I went down, they had the street closed off to traffic, and it was just fucking packed with people. Good place to score (anything) and find strippers to party with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
type R Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 Are you kidding me I will fucking punk people from Maryland and I am from CT...I call bullshit you are just a pussy... Come punk us then. The tourist spots kinda suck, but the section 8 neighborhoods are no place to wind up. Fells Point is a good time, as is Little Italy (right outside of Fells Pt.). edit for Some1- we have more murders per week than there are days in a week. come punk those guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war terror Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 baltimore is boring... just masturbate in your hotel... no but seriously, inner harbour and little italy... good shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Smite Posted June 10, 2007 Share Posted June 10, 2007 Last night I watched a news report from Baltimore, about this gang of ghetto ass, dirtbike/ATV ridin niggs...shit was amazing When I was 13 my mom drove me to baltimore for a graffiti thing. She almost shit her pants when we got lost in the ghetto and a mob of black people on dirtbikes and four wheelers came flying by popping wheelies and almost running people over. I thought it ruled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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