groyn shmoyn Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU GUYS THINK I JUST SAW THIS MOVIE AND IT FUCKIN LET ME DOWN TO THE MAX! i chuckled at some points... but it wasnt falling on the floor laughing like this thread hyped it up to be. but seriously... a bunch of the stupid jokes they made were mild when compared to half the stuff on 12oz. this website has desensitized my sense of humor to where jokes about comparing a guys face to a vagina just makes me smile for a split second. this is not a DVD buying movie. sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Yeah, I have to agree with you abotu this website distorting your sense of humor. Maybe it was the internet that killed 40 year old virgin for me. I remember seeing Anchorman, thinking it was very average (stopping at the point where they had the fight or whatever it is to have sex with an ex) then havign to watch it the next day. Then all of a sudden, it is the best movie going around according to people on the internet, and you couldn't hit up a website liek Myspace or whatever without seeing some retarded arse quote from it. Lets say when I see this movie, I'll probably think it will be ok, but over-rated. I think the next dvd movie worth buying is the 20th anniversary edition of Commando, that is still one of the funniest movies of all time in my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 if you go see the movie... wait til it hits dollar movies. its not worth payin full price for. wait a couple of months... then come back and thank me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Man, fuck going to the movies. I'll just download it. I already tried once, but that is going to make me pore critical of this movie when i eventually see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 yea... i prolly wouldve done the same... but im gettin over a bad trojan virus from earlier in the week. BUT if you download it... im sure youll just delete it to save memory. or at least id assume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 true...Ch. 0 is always good for a laugh. one of the funniest parts of the movie was when that girl sent an email to Bens website and then she calls....while they're talking on the phone, all the homies are having air sex...ahahahaha...thats the kind of shit talking and antics i would expect at a 12oz party. if one were to go down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 yea... it was shit like that which made me feel like its just another movie intended for fuckin dude bros to have a good hardy laugh over. all the rest of us who have REAL senses of humor look at shit like that with blank stares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Yeah, I have to agree with you abotu this website distorting your sense of humor. Maybe it was the internet that killed 40 year old virgin for me. I remember seeing Anchorman, thinking it was very average (stopping at the point where they had the fight or whatever it is to have sex with an ex) then havign to watch it the next day. Then all of a sudden, it is the best movie going around according to people on the internet, and you couldn't hit up a website liek Myspace or whatever without seeing some retarded arse quote from it. Lets say when I see this movie, I'll probably think it will be ok, but over-rated. I think the next dvd movie worth buying is the 20th anniversary edition of Commando, that is still one of the funniest movies of all time in my opinion. BLASPHEMY! ANCHORMAN IS THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 I think the next dvd movie worth buying is the 20th anniversary edition of Commando, that is still one of the funniest movies of all time in my opinion. i thought i was the only one!:lol: :lol: :lol: "WRONG!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 You know what today is Manute? PAYDAY!!! And to the Anchorman lovers, "I'm not gonna shoot you between the eyes! I'm gonna shoot you between the bawls!!!!!" Hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 actually... I am getting paid today. http://youtube.com/watch?v=vZlVQyVfaPA http://youtube.com/watch?v=i-jsvAhUIOE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Anchorman=overrated!!! "Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last?" "that's right Matrix, you did!" "I lied!!!" "Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggh!" Now you tell me how the fuck someone acting like an imbecile saying "I love lamp?" is funnier than the above line, which is unintentionally hilarious. Seriously, if you think Anchorman is good, then the sex I had during the second half of my first viewing was absolutely fucking amazing! (Maybe that was due to the half a litre of Bacardi I had beforehand?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Or another classic line, "here you go Matrix, have some beers in Val Verde. It'll give us all more time with your daughter" and "Listen to your little pissant soldiers trying to talk tough. They make me laugh. If Matrix was here, he would laugh too!" I mean, Commando is better than any movie mentioned in here, flame me for it, but after 20 years this action movie is funnier than half of the movies released as comedies (eg. Date Movie etc) in the past 5 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 I saw it last night. It was everything I expected it to be. By which I mean brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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roadpig Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 i agree, commando is a funny movie without trying to be. Matrix: "Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired" :lol: Tommy Chong's Daughter: What happened to Sully? Matrix: I let him go :lol: we used to quote that movie all the time...predator is another good one. [after Dutch has nailed a guy to the wall with his knife] Dutch: Stick around. Sergeant Mac Eliot: Long Tall Sally, she built sweet, she got everything, that Uncle John need. Aw baby, I'm gonna have me some fun, I'm gonna have me some fun, I'm gonna have me some fun. and of course the classic..."RUN! GO! GET TO DA CHOPPA!" theres more but you kinda have to be watching it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 you gotta love the way matrix rips out the car seat with one hand. that movie should have its own thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 not the ALL TIME funniest movie... but it can actually keep up with the kind of humor i look for in a movie... if you havent seen it... then i HIGHLY recommend you pick it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 *robot voice* my name is JP, i have a robot vagina... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 -no, we dont actually serve alcohol... but we have SHOTS... of wheat grass. -yea... thats kool... if you wanna be sober and vomit. -so do you guys have restrooms here? or do i have to shit in a plant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleNerple Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 This movie was pretty funny. But it was half horror movie for people who don't want to have kids. I tried to enjoy it, but was just shit ass petrified the whole movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 "YOU WOULD IF YOU HAD ROBOT EARS" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 my boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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groyn shmoyn Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 This movie was pretty funny. But it was half horror movie for people who don't want to have kids. I tried to enjoy it, but was just shit ass petrified the whole movie.[/color][/size] yea... my girlfriend and i went to IHOP afterward... alot of awkward questions were asked. i just gave the :o face all nite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Lets say when I see this movie, I'll probably think it will be ok, but over-rated. I think the next dvd movie worth buying is the 20th anniversary edition of Commando, that is still one of the funniest movies of all time in my opinion. Some people think velvet paintings are not real art. Those people are complete fools. BEHOLD!!! Given to us as a gift from the owners of a fancy Italian restaraunt in Richmond,VA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 would you stay with me if we had a kid? would you pay for this for our kid? would you stop smoking pot for our kid? what if i had a kid? would you marry me for the kid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 *robot voice* my name is JP, i have a robot vagina... ahahahaha...:lol: MURDER BALL! Groyn: i haven't seen Grandmas Boy, but i've heard it's good from other people too. i'll check it out soon. BF: ahahaha...that painting is siiiick!! i gotta show this pict to a homie of mine. he was the one who kept the commando/predator quotes rollin at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Or another classic line, "here you go Matrix, have some beers in Val Verde. It'll give us all more time with your daughter" and "Listen to your little pissant soldiers trying to talk tough. They make me laugh. If Matrix was here, he would laugh too!" I mean, Commando is better than any movie mentioned in here, flame me for it, but after 20 years this action movie is funnier than half of the movies released as comedies (eg. Date Movie etc) in the past 5 years. commando is coming on tv in 15 minutes... 3:45 over here in the states. east coast!!! for all of you people that dont know what your missing, put on amc channel 25. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 i <3 this movie. but than again im going through my second pregnancy and the movie had alot of truth to it.. and i could relate to most of it. i thought it was pretty fucking funny tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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