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I dunno man, in some ways it is (fashion, tv, food, etc) but our time is ahead of you. I'm typing this at 10:50PM on Friday 1st June.

So if you are in the future what time is it there.

Hope you are feeling better casek, I just had a kid sneeze right next to me when I was out grabbing something to eat earlier on. Made me almost sneeze about 10 seconds after she did it. Little bitch didn't even cover her nose!!

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I dunno man, in some ways it is (fashion, tv, food, etc) but our time is ahead of you. I'm typing this at 10:50PM on Friday 1st June.

So if you are in the future what time is it there.

Hope you are feeling better casek, I just had a kid sneeze right next to me when I was out grabbing something to eat earlier on. Made me almost sneeze about 10 seconds after she did it. Little bitch didn't even cover her nose!!

 

 

thats cuz you guys are so far behind that you kinda need a head start of sorts.....

its 11:12am here right now....

 

casek.... try heating up some cognac or whiskey and putting some honey and lemon in there.....

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casek had a bright idea guys.

 

last night my head was starting to feel more fucked up, i've been blowing my nose like

it's going out of style...so what do i do? i take two mucinex tablets for nighttime.

mucinex, as i recall from my days of having some wu-flu (attack of the killer sneeze)

gave me the shits.

so, about 3:00a.m. i'm laying in bed and i awake to my stomach rumbling....sort of what i would expect colon-blow does to one. oh, shit! time to run to the bathroom!

i made it just in time. the whole close the door while dropping trow and simultaneously lifting

and dropping the toilet seat/cover and booyah! anal pissing.

repeat that about 7 more time and a roll and a half of tp and you've got my night.

 

edit:

does that mean the title change was somewhat prophetic?

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if you have to work, (actually even of you don't, and you're sick) any kind of opiates will help

 

ahh yes... the neighbor girl has some...

 

 

finally found some benadryl (wally world was out for a few days)

it started working soon after taking the first dose.

now i am coughing up gross stuff and blowing out something from ghostbusters,

 

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