Abracadabra Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 my parents waited until we were all grown up to get fat pockets. assholes. they just bought this: Consider winding down through your own private driveway, canopied by tall timbers to come out to a magnificent clearing, manicured and pristine with the most charming Cape Cod style home imaginable. A total of 3 acres( approx) with stunning views of an ever changing tapestry of colour throughout the seasons and a tranquil setting, complete with a 48 metre, par 3 golf hole. A truly enchanting home offering separate formal lounge, dining room, and family room all with French doors to the front verandah, four bedrooms all with timber lined cathedral ceilings, a master with full ensuite and walk in robe and remaining generous bedrooms with built in robes. Galley style kitchen has a freestanding stainless steel range, dishwasher and large walk in pantry. Enjoy entertaining or simply relaxing on the large covered entertainment deck, cleverly situated to encompass the view. Creature comforts have not been overlooked, ducted heating, ducted vacuum, wood coonaras to each living area and split system cooling for upstairs. Large steel garage, workshop and carport, tank water, sealed road frontage and total privacy finishes a very desirable package. insane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Did it come with that fish on the wall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RELAPSER Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 who do you have to kill to get that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 my best friend was dirt poor. she grew up in a bus out on the mesa and her parents were the caretakers of a racetrack. now her dad is dead, and her mom is still really poor, but has a roof over her head... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis When I was dead broke, man I couldn't picture this 50 inch screen, money green leather sofa Got two rides, a limousine with a chauffeur Phone bill about two G's flat No need to worry, my accountant handles that And my whole crew is loungin' Celebratin' every day, no more public housin' Thinkin' back on my one-room shack Now my mom pimps a Ac' with minks on her back And she loves to show me off, of course Smiles every time my face is up in The Source We used to fuss when the landlord dissed us No heat, wonder why Christmas missed us Birthdays was the worst days Now we sip champagne when we thirst-ay Uh, damn right I like the life I live 'Cause I went from negative to positive And it's all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 Did it come with that fish on the wall? i have no idea. maybe. for the almost 3 quarters of a million they paid for it you'd hope so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 oh, and my old man bought a small factory earlier in the year too, so he has almost 2 million in property Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 ^ You have a rap lyric for everything dont you. everyone seems to be doing financially well these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 The funny thing about houses like that is that you hope they have furniture that looks like that to set the tone of the house. It is funny when you go to home opens and they have the flashed house but the wrong furniture. If that is their furniture, then they have some style mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 2 acres of the property is forrest. think of the fucking incredible tree house we could have had if we had a place like that growing up. instead we had a broken trampoline in the backyard and a heroin dealer at the end of the block Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 damn that is dope.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted May 31, 2007 Author Share Posted May 31, 2007 The funny thing about houses like that is that you hope they have furniture that looks like that to set the tone of the house. It is funny when you go to home opens and they have the flashed house but the wrong furniture. If that is their furniture, then they have some style mate. that's not their furniture, but theirs will definately suit the house. my mum will make sure of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 We had a creek (crick as its called around here) down the street. We used to throw rocks and cherry bombs into it. Later we built a fort near it using tires and shit we found near the highway. Then my uncle got me a skateboard in 86... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 ive lived in the same house for 21+ years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 damn son! BBBAAALLIIINNN' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giggity Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 yea.. bawwwwllin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 my parents did the same shit. but seeing as how i was their ticket into the country you cant really expect it to have gone differently. they just bought their 4th house, i still dont get any "sorry you were poor for the better half of your life" money. I WANT MY DAMN REPARATIONS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 my parents did the same shit. but seeing as how i was their ticket into the country you cant really expect it to have gone differently. they just bought their 4th house, i still dont get any "sorry you were poor for the better half of your life" money. I WANT MY DAMN REPARATIONS. didn't your folks die on april 30th of 1945? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 i grew up dirt poor. now my parents bought the sickest condo with the craziest view. HUGE b2b windows. no reparation money either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 yes casek, not only is ava my girlfriend and not only am i hitler, but so were my parents. dick. that being said i am getting paid 100 dollars by 3 different people when i rock the hitler stache for a week. im not sure if im going to do it yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 OH THEY GOT ONE OF THOSE SINGING FISH! BAWLING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 chug-a-lug chug-a-lug. makes me wanna holler hiedy ho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 yes casek, not only is ava my girlfriend and not only am i hitler, but so were my parents. dick. that being said i am getting paid 100 dollars by 3 different people when i rock the hitler stache for a week. im not sure if im going to do it yet. haha. i was joking. $100 for a week...sweet deal. do it. say your french. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 nah i know you were joking, and it will be 300. 100 from each. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 i dont think i could ever say i was french without cringing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 just as i figured.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 i dont think i could ever say i was french without cringing. canadian? say it's the new trend in ontario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 croikey! aussies don't drink budweiser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 kangas do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted May 31, 2007 Share Posted May 31, 2007 thats a sick porch. i cant wait to buy a house and have a porch party. the only thing that makes me furious is that i cant see the next door neighbors house from the window. its nice having a lot of property, but i refuse to live with trees, buffalo, and eagles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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