wayne hits Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 nah fuck the drug stories * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 that shit wouldn't disolve? i guess not :[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 keep taking it and you will sooner or later i havent taken pyschedelics for a long time...i shroomed a ton...but ive decided that pyschedelics are unnecessary because ive already done them...if someone hasnt i would say to try it, it opens up whole new ways of thinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sner! Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 i know a dude who we bet 50 dollars couldnt eat a whole cheese wheel. so he did it, and we paid him. the next day i get a call from him "dude im in the hospital" i repsond "why?" he says "you know that cheese wheel? yeah well i tried to shit it out today, it ripped my ass open, i had to get stitches on my ass hole" wierd shit, he had to sit on this funny pillow thing in school for a week. it was funny to see him explain in depth about wha thappend to the teacher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goofygooober Posted May 29, 2007 Author Share Posted May 29, 2007 jesus christ.. my ass hurts now dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 i dont understand why it all came out at once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 When I was a in elementary school there was a kid in my school who did a big jump on his BMX and in midair the seat came off. The post went straight up his ass. He had to get his rectum and parts of his lower intestine repaired and fabricated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 when i was younger we would open the firehydrants in the summer time to play with the water. there was this little samoan kid sitting on it while it was open and my little black neighbor pushed him off of it and we all watched him tumble accross the street. hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 at my local skatepark, all the kids are punks. one time, one of my friends took this kids drink while he went to the bathroom, then pissed in it while he was gone. the kid came back and took a sip and started puking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WORDISM45 Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 on the last day of high school exams one of my mates got mad pissed off goon and passed out and shat himself in the middle of a park in front of about 15 people, he then pulled his pants off while he was pretty much unconscious and shit was just dripping down his legs, we were all in hysterics, his girlfriend had to take him back to her house and give him a bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Man, i love ecstasy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WORDISM45 Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 ecstasy is teh gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 youre gay faggot ass nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*42 Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Quick CACASH. Say a bunch of shit you'll read in the morning and be bummed on like I did the times I came on 12oz thizzed out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I've heard alot about larva invections online where a guy had it in his fingers and they had to go in and take it out fucking real man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Quick CACASH. Say a bunch of shit you'll read in the morning and be bummed on like I did the times I came on 12oz thizzed out. i love beeing thizzed ouyt TOO BAD I STOPPED DOING THAT SHIT IN 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 last year i was hyphy this year im casual -mac dre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 i did a lot of drugs in my past, now my brains retardo...but it's fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 oh yeah i forgot about this morning. i woke up really groggy and tired. i reached for the listerine pre-brush liquid stuff and instead grabbed nail polish remover. i had a mouth full of burning, spit it out, made myself throw up and brushed my teethed five times. that was disgusting i think i still taste it in my mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 well hopefully it will whiten your teeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 that's what i'm hoping for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 it ate away all of your enamel. see a dentist soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 its the least you need to make up for that burning/taste. thats shit stinks, i remember when mom would use that shit i coulndt stand it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangelion>Ogre Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I remember a thread on here about some kid who liked to sit on the suction pump in his pool while beating off and it sucked his intestinal tract out of his asshole and he had to bite through it to reach the surface so he wouldnt drown or something fucked up along those lines. I'm pretty sure that's from Chuck Palahniuk's Haunted...But either way it's an urban legend. Although I don't doubt there might be some truth to it. People do all kinds of crazy shit to their bodies "accidentally". I've heard stories about light bulbs, shampoo, champagne, and beer bottles..it's all equally gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 yeah it was a horrible experience, i freaked out a little and thought i was going to die. it smelled and tasted like super octane fuel. my enamel is still intact i think it's going to be alright. i'm just gonna riiiiiide it out. just riiiiiiiide it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I don't have any weird body-part stories. Here's some of the stupid shit I've done/seen while on acid: Kidnapped a County Sheriff. Did drugs with her. Talked my way out of being apprehended by a mobile task-force. Driven through people's backyards for miles at a time. Hide under blanket. Throw steak-knives into ceiling fan. Made a blind 25-foot leap into pitch-black treetops because someone yelled 'cop'. Survived. Taken an 80's Honda to 120+ on the freeway. Put my foot through said Honda's sunroof (while doing 120+ on the freeway). Waterballoon-slingshot beer bottles into traffic. Walked around looking for fights - to intentionally lose. Broken into, and partied in, industrial-waste treatment facilities. Saw two of my friends get stabbed. Watched 30 people pummel dude who did the stabbing. Watched a drunk asshole drive his car through a house - while I was inside partying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 when i was like 7 my brother filled a bottle of shampoo (with a little shampoo still in it) with water and squeezed it in my face and i swallowed good amount of that shit. it felt hella nasty and i lost my voice for a few second. i also chocked a little but didnt throw up. i tried to get the taste out by brushing my teeth multiple times but it was useless because the taste was like in my throat. eventually that shit went away but it was nasty and i was scared. ever since then i couldnt gargle until last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 we would have gotten along great in the 2 quad days. edit* drats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
82 Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I don't have any weird body-part stories. Here's some of the stupid shit I've done/seen while on acid: Kidnapped a County Sheriff. Did drugs with her. Talked my way out of being apprehended by a mobile task-force. Driven through people's backyards for miles at a time. Hide under blanket. Throw steak-knives into ceiling fan. Made a blind 25-foot leap into pitch-black treetops because someone yelled 'cop'. Survived. Taken an 80's Honda to 120+ on the freeway. Put my foot through said Honda's sunroof (while doing 120+ on the freeway). Waterballoon-slingshot beer bottles into traffic. Walked around looking for fights - to intentionally lose. Broken into, and partied in, industrial-waste treatment facilities. Saw two of my friends get stabbed. Watched 30 people pummel dude who did the stabbing. Watched a drunk asshole drive his car through a house - while I was inside partying. stupid shit you've seen, maybe... i don't believe you've done anything like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 stupid shit you've seen, maybe... i don't believe you've done anything like this. Good for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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