Goofygooober Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 i'm bored as fuck one time my friend had a piece of string sticking out of his nipple, so he started to pull it out, and he kept pulling and pulling until this thing got like 4 feet long, so finally he got some scissors and cut it off. then he shat himself and passed out. turns out it was a nerve ending. post your weird ass stories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubs02 Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 juan time i was jacking off and then my dog cam in and started licking my asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 ...WTF, i can't top that one...gebus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 can that nipple story actually happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blart.BOS Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 no stheriousthly nippled nerve endings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 THIS NIGGA IS HELLA SICK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncle-boy Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 that's fucked..... one time, my friend noticed a blue thread sticking out of his knee. he pulled out a whole 2 inches of it.... it ended up being a left over stich from some knee surgergy he had like 20 some odd years earlier. it was gross, he has it saved too.... fuckin weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 damn. that nerve shit is fucked up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 so can he not feel his nipple now hahaha. nipple nerves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 I remember a thread on here about some kid who liked to sit on the suction pump in his pool while beating off and it sucked his intestinal tract out of his asshole and he had to bite through it to reach the surface so he wouldnt drown or something fucked up along those lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncle-boy Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 that was a short story by the cat who wrote snatch, i think... it might be a different author tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 This thread makes me real uncomfortable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 This one time I had a toenail so long it traveled back in time and scratched Hitler's shin. He was all like "ow". True story. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 and i dont beleive in monster pigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goofygooober Posted May 28, 2007 Author Share Posted May 28, 2007 ive heard a story almost exactly the same as that asshole suckage shit. that's gross. i knew this one chick, and about three years ago was the first time she ever dropped acid. and you know how most people stop taking acid after a while cause the bad trips scare them away from that shit right? well this chick never experienced a bad trip, so she stayed taking this shit and it got to the point where she took it every single day. now, three years later, she doesn't take acid anymore, but she took it so much that now she's on a permanent trip that will never go away. there's a plane that circles around her head constantly, and there's a parrot that's perched on her shoulder permanently. no bullshit. never take acid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool Water Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 my best friends mum was hanging out with her friend when she was little. she decided to breath in helium out of a balloon so it fucked her voice up. Instead her eyes started to bleed and she went blind for the rest of her life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 ive heard a story almost exactly the same as that asshole suckage shit. that's gross. i knew this one chick, and about three years ago was the first time she ever dropped acid. and you know how most people stop taking acid after a while cause the bad trips scare them away from that shit right? well this chick never experienced a bad trip, so she stayed taking this shit and it got to the point where she took it every single day. now, three years later, she doesn't take acid anymore, but she took it so much that now she's on a permanent trip that will never go away. there's a plane that circles around her head constantly, and there's a parrot that's perched on her shoulder permanently. no bullshit. never take acid. This fucked up, crazy dude I used to work with was like that...noone knew what was wrong with him and then it turned out someone knew his ex-girl and yeah, bad acid trip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 i dont care. ive done acid much more than 365 times. basically been on it for more than a year of my life. i get flashbacks. lots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goofygooober Posted May 29, 2007 Author Share Posted May 29, 2007 ... this is hella uneventful. once my friends got a 9 year old kid to suck his dog's dick for 5 dollars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arse one Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 i got a story, but i can only tell you how it ends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 what the fuck is that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 a banana slug with its penis out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goofygooober Posted May 29, 2007 Author Share Posted May 29, 2007 thank you theo. i thought those were guts or something at first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 i dont care. ive done acid much more than 365 times. basically been on it for more than a year of my life. i get flashbacks. lots. I think they're just called "memories". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 one time my boy was on acid....he started punching out all the windows of his house..he says he was "looking for a joint"...he ended up severing fingers and nerves...the guys he was with trippped out and walked like 5 miles or more to where i was working and told me...so i left to go help him...he was sticking his toungue in an out like a snake...and he wouldnt sit back or relax...dude was a wrestler and weighed like 250..his mom came home and some idiot told her he took herbal exctasy she called 911 they came and took him to a pysch ward...he died about a year later in a drunk driving accident...ive taken lsd at least 4 times and ive never had a bad trip one time i came home and my family was watching some crazy video show.i couldnt stop laughing..that was a trip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 my moms friend choked to death on a sugar cube at a bank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEERxxx Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 keep taking it and you will sooner or later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 my moms friend choked to death on a sugar cube at a bank that shit wouldn't disolve? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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