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i'm bored as fuck

 

one time my friend had a piece of string sticking out of his nipple, so he started to pull it out, and he kept pulling and pulling until this thing got like 4 feet long, so finally he got some scissors and cut it off. then he shat himself and passed out. turns out it was a nerve ending.

 

post your weird ass stories

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that's fucked.....

 

one time, my friend noticed a blue thread sticking out of his knee. he pulled out a whole 2 inches of it.... it ended up being a left over stich from some knee surgergy he had like 20 some odd years earlier. it was gross, he has it saved too.... fuckin weirdo.

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I remember a thread on here about some kid who liked to sit on the suction pump in his pool while beating off and it sucked his intestinal tract out of his asshole and he had to bite through it to reach the surface so he wouldnt drown or something fucked up along those lines.

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This one time I had a toenail so long it traveled back in time and scratched Hitler's shin.

 

He was all like "ow". True story. :rolleyes:

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ive heard a story almost exactly the same as that asshole suckage shit. that's gross.

 

i knew this one chick, and about three years ago was the first time she ever dropped acid. and you know how most people stop taking acid after a while cause the bad trips scare them away from that shit right? well this chick never experienced a bad trip, so she stayed taking this shit and it got to the point where she took it every single day. now, three years later, she doesn't take acid anymore, but she took it so much that now she's on a permanent trip that will never go away. there's a plane that circles around her head constantly, and there's a parrot that's perched on her shoulder permanently. no bullshit.

 

never take acid.

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my best friends mum was hanging out with her friend when she was little.

 

she decided to breath in helium out of a balloon so it fucked her voice up. Instead her eyes started to bleed and she went blind for the rest of her life.

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ive heard a story almost exactly the same as that asshole suckage shit. that's gross.

 

i knew this one chick, and about three years ago was the first time she ever dropped acid. and you know how most people stop taking acid after a while cause the bad trips scare them away from that shit right? well this chick never experienced a bad trip, so she stayed taking this shit and it got to the point where she took it every single day. now, three years later, she doesn't take acid anymore, but she took it so much that now she's on a permanent trip that will never go away. there's a plane that circles around her head constantly, and there's a parrot that's perched on her shoulder permanently. no bullshit.

 

never take acid.

 

This fucked up, crazy dude I used to work with was like that...noone knew what was wrong with him and then it turned out someone knew his ex-girl and yeah, bad acid trip

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i dont care.

 

ive done acid much more than 365 times. basically been on it for more than a year of my life.

 

i get flashbacks. lots.

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