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19...

Small Asian girl

First time using a 4ft. bong.

In a record room on a beach towel

on a hard wood floor.

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for the record, i would fuck that big fat chick ralphy posted. even

with the stupid lingere. fat chicks can be tight.

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oh yeah cuz your still a virgin right cacash.....i some how find it hard to believe

 

your gonna tell me youll take a flight to boston with some hog beezy but you aint bucked....

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19, lost mines to this super hot mexican girl, she was a dime piece. i still love her. wish i could fuck again to. haha. meet during the summer, hit it off, bang bang bang. shit was a wrap.

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i was 19, yes another late bird. it was my 19th bday to be exact with this chic i met at the theater a day before. i talked her into giving me bday head and the i took her outside to my friends honda civic and gave it to her while the alarm kept going off. it wasnt all that good.

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oh yeah cuz your still a virgin right cacash.....i some how find it hard to believe

 

your gonna tell me youll take a flight to boston with some hog beezy but you aint bucked....

 

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sar·casm (sär'kāz'əm)

n.

  1. A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound.
  2. A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.

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the word of the day is

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sar·casm (sär'kāz'əm)

n.

  1. A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound.
  2. A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.

 

yeah dude i got it the first time...i was actually joking myself

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does getting it in the anal count?[/color]

 

No homo??????????? 16 back of my old mans toyota corolla (no ballin) with some fat pig from the hood.she had tiger print undees on. I blew all over the back seat,and my dad cleaned that shit up ha!

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16.. snuck out of my parents house at like 2:30 and met up with my girl at the time in my friends filthy garage. (me and my homies set up a chill spot in the rafters we could smoke herb and drink in.. there happened to be a matress and condom stash if such a situation should ever arise.. ha.)

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I was 15 with 2 chicks in my water bed.

My parents were away for the weekend so I had a lil' party.

The first chick doesn't really count cuz I spewed when she put the condom on me.

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18. hot mexican broad in my bed, i met at school right before graduating. ended up bangin her for a few years.

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Mine comes with a story. No pun intended. Me and a girl that I am still close friends with were up in my room, and we were just playing video games, and we've been friends for awhile, so we playfight and shit, and so, I poke her, she swings at me, so on and so forth and we are on the bed naked as if a tornado struck. Now for the real story.

 

 

We were playfighting, and she managed to pin my hands back, and something I didn't know about her was she loved it when someone would bite her neck. I did this two or three times and she made the hottest moan I'd ever heard, next thing I know, I'm choking on tongue, and her pants are down, and so are mine. We just finished up, and my mom opens the door, girl looks back, and just stays in place on me, and the blankets were off, it was obvious what we were doing. Moms just goes. "Ohh...well...uhm...GET EM BENJI!" Benji is our dog. He is a tiny little furr ball that just ran over, and the girl started to scratch Benji's head, and mom looked over at me, and pointed to the condom wrapper on my shelf and she mouthed "Did you use it?!" And I just nodded, she called Benji out and closed the door, we kept going. Great times.

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no great story here.. in my bed with a girl i was dating.

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15, the girl was 15. we dated till 18.

 

great classic hits.

oh the freakyness.

 

porn teaches kids how to make love.

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