fat ralphy Posted May 29, 2007 Author Share Posted May 29, 2007 losin your vcard with 2girls is the way to go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 16, ex-girlfriend, on the couch the morning after a party at some dudes house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Also, I know a dude who lost his at 20 in a 3some with a lesbian couple. One of the girls ended up ditching the other chick for him and they're still together 3 years later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 29, 2007 Author Share Posted May 29, 2007 nice^^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 FAT RALYPHY MY NIGAA YOURE HELLA SICK YOU GET THE MAKCKILLACASH SEAL OF APPROVAL FOR THIS ONE AL;L DAY EVERAY DFAY MANG YADDDDDRIMENAMN?> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Are you kidding me. I fuck like everyday is my first and last day of ever getting the poon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Cosigned!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 17 at the beach across the street from my house with this girl from school who was the hottest filipino/latina/white chick i've ever seen. i managed to get her pregnant within the first few times we fucked. we're still together now and we're having our second child. BUYAH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 29, 2007 Author Share Posted May 29, 2007 Are you kidding me. I fuck like everyday is my first and last day of ever getting the poon. no doubt but usually the first time you have no skills what so ever...and funny shit goes down like for instance i fucked a girl in the dirt at a church...thats comedy...i usually go major ruthless on the poon to the point where i can only fuck a couple times a day cuz any more then that my girl is like "owow, its hurts go slow" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 capp st 10 dollars nuff said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 ive lost my virginity many times at the power exchange (no homo) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 17. Drunk. Closed my Eyes. Bedroom. Forgot to mention that the condom broke and I spend $40 on morning after pills (which my best friends older brother had to buy for me) Waiting two weeks to see if the girl you fucked but dont really like....wondering if you're gonna be a father...that sucks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 29, 2007 Author Share Posted May 29, 2007 POWER EXCHANGE ive heard some crazy shit about that place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 29, 2007 Author Share Posted May 29, 2007 for those that dont know google oner...power exchange sf, ca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 17, greek girl whos parents were mega religious and would never know i exsisted for the 6 years we ended up dating. we did it in her parents bedroom i believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARRERO BEAST Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Whoa....WTF is that power exchange shit??? You just pay to get in and walk around and have sex with people?? That is kind of gross. I would hate to be the janitor there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 she is fucking fat you sick fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Whoa....WTF is that power exchange shit??? You just pay to get in and walk around and have sex with people?? That is kind of gross. I would hate to be the janitor there. the power exchange is this club where you go in and see the wierdest shit ever if youre expecting to see beautiful women there forget it its mostly old guys and gay guys and trannies pretty much a bunch of guys when i went there the only women were either fat or a dominatrix or both Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killa Raem Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 16 at my crib, my girlfriend came over on her way to the video store, and for some reason we started fuckin, I was a virgin and so was she, and next thing I know her mom and my mom were banging on my door" open up" i made her put her close back on and climb out the window, she drove off as I opened the door to hear alot of bitching. I pretended I was sleeping at 10pm. I never thought I would see her again, I dated her for 5 years, then she became a super whore and now I treat bitches like shit and fuck there bestfriends.... this thread is awesom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 i had already been with quite a few girls prior to having actual sex so it definitely wasnt as exciting as it should have been. then again, when i read through this thread, im kind of glad i eased into it. you guys are all about some heffers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 make no mistake. i can get a 10 out of 10 that in managment but i sure like the big ones. im fucking drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 hahha....generally people do tend to like the big ones when they are drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*42 Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 It's because they are like big pillows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 fat girls give good dome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I've NEVER fucked with a fat girl...I don't know how people do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 FAT GIRL FAT GIRL WHATCHA GONNA DO WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY TRY TO EAT YOU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 I like to think I am fat. That way there is never any pressure to try to appear sexy. Because I can't really pull sexy off all that well. I can't really pull off looking tough or mean either. When I try, people just say, "How cute is that?" Fat girls are good cooks. I am a good cook. So by using deductive reasoning, I must be a fat girl. Dudes like me. For reasons I understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 maybe it's your black eye.. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 i'm also fat. i don't work out and i eat whatever i want. i don't care. i drink a lot of beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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