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Re: waking up with heart burn sucks

 

This happened to me yesterday. I try not to eat before I go to sleep, but there was something so alluring about egg cheese bagel with half of bag of chips....

 

 

I couldn't resist.

 

Woke up with some fuuuuucked up heartburn.

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Re: waking up with heart burn sucks

 

I woke up to goblins battling to the death in my stomach.

So I ate some codeine tablets.

Then some egg and tater tot tacos.

And came to work.

 

Work isn't on my list of radical things to do today.

A nap is.

To the couch I go.

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Re: waking up with heart burn sucks

 

I don't know if I could handle waking up to codeine.

I was jolted awake to a girl wanting to borrow my dresses. I gave them to her and I walked around for a while glaring at people from underneath my sunglasses. Then I had a Hong Kong style coffee and a lot of water so I feel invincible.

Now I am going to get pizza because my tummy wants some, as tummy's are wont to do.

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Re: waking up with heart burn sucks

 

being jolted into the waking world by an ungrateful stomach (i gave you pizza and many beers, asshole) isn't fun

 

for some reason i felt that i could sleep on a chipotle burrito and general tsao chicken without any heart burn tablets a few nights ago, probably the worse sleep i've gotten in the few years i have been on this earth,

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Re: waking up with heart burn sucks

 

its cause tomato sauce has other ingredients in it...i seriously think they add more acidic spices like garlic and shit

 

That's true. They also add oregano and a few other mystical spices. Something that makes you sneeze that isn't pepper.

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