Reuben Kinkaid Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Re: The I hate shaking hands thread. Me and Hydrogen Peroxide are all about the respect knuckles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2006-1984 Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Re: The I hate shaking hands thread. If all you dirty people would stop scratching your ass, and start washing your hands we wouldn't have tis problem. Wash your hands peoples... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Re: The I hate shaking hands thread. lulz @ bowing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oushla Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Re: The I hate shaking hands thread. wtf are daps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted May 27, 2007 Author Share Posted May 27, 2007 Re: The I hate shaking hands thread. wtf are daps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syfr Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Re: The I hate shaking hands thread. I don't shake, I put my hand out for a shake, move it to a firm clasp, pull the person in and hug them. Cause I'm a G like that. I only do that to people I'm A: Meeting, or B: That are my best friends. Like one of the dudes I go with when I tag, or bomb. If he leaves here, or I leave there, we walk eachother to the door, and do that before we go. If we can't be bothered, like we have a girl on us, or we're rolled up in something else, we use respect knuckles. Also: I'm a very clean guy in case I meet up with any of you cats later. 2 showers a day, and I carry a bottle of Purel with me wherever I go. Reasons being: A: Climbing makes your hands dirty B: If you get a cut, this will clean it. C: I love the smell, and D: D is for door. So yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOSHIT Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Re: The I hate shaking hands thread. syfr bro, u got this all figured out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Re: The I hate shaking hands thread. some people cant help shaking hands.... jerk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syfr Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Re: The I hate shaking hands thread. Haha, yeah son. You get it done, and you're still polite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hella borred Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Re: The I hate shaking hands thread. theres a story of this dude form my city that fingerbanged a chick with etch bath on his hand knowingly... Dirt, a true savage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Re: The I hate shaking hands thread. i give ppl at parties high fives but only the cool ones who are there to party not those loser who are mean mugging and pretending to be cool and hardcore fuck them they can get my germy handshakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Re: The I hate shaking hands thread. i got one hand in my pocket. the others giving a peace sign. not really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftwinghack Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Re: The I hate shaking hands thread. Anyone else on here hate the excess use of shaking hands these days like I do? For instance, you walk into a party and there's like 8 dudes you know and all 8 are like "ey' wassup!" with their grimy, hairy, sweaty hand extended waiting from some grip. One by one they shake your hand, each one passing on a new strain of disgustingness that overlaps the last man's. By the time you go down the line, your hand feels like it has a film of ...God knows what on it. The worst part is, if you don't sneak out later you have to do it all over again. Rough. I hate shaking hands. Shit is disgusting. your gay so real men know its gross but we are immune to most forign germs so we do it any way then get real fucked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garden-hoe Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Re: The I hate shaking hands thread. high fives all the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOSHIT Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 nuh nuh, ass slaps all the wayy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Re: The I hate shaking hands thread. theres a story of this dude form my city that fingerbanged a chick with etch bath on his hand knowingly... Dirt, a true savage! Do share...I'm in the same city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOSHIT Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 that would be interesting share sharee get the camp fire goin boys, its story tellin time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 For one what is etch bath? And anyway, I'm all for the respect knuckles too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potholder Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 For one what is etch bath? genital wart medication. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 etchbath is an acid used by graffitiers to burn their tags onto surfaces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 I dunno, as cheesy as it sounds, handshakes really do say a lot about the person. It's almost a way of getting a quick summary of who the person is before you get to know them. Handshakes are important. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 The only handshakes I notice are overly strong macho ones, when i just think "what a faggot." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blart.BOS Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 the only thing i learned in elementary school was that i had to give a firm handshake, and that my princiPAL was dissapointed with my constant muck mongering, luckily they couldn't do anything since it was outside the school, and now i'm rambling on about a story no one cares about, i'm gonna go leave. edit: <---666 posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 For one what is etch bath? . you and your country are lost in the early 90's and in this case thats a good thing. fuck etch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 Etch is awesome for places like starbucks and mcdonalds, just not on mom and pop stores. And I hate how everyone shakes hands differently.. Where I grew up everyone did the slap punch fist thing, and if someone was really close you do the hand clasp one arm hug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 remember the "ass sponge" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted May 28, 2007 Share Posted May 28, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 People always hug me. My friends. His friends. People I barely know. Everyone wants a hug. Most people get the one-armed hug. Unless I am drunk. Then all bets are off. And the full power bear hugs come out to play. The only people I shake hands with are court appointed attorneys and pro-bono dentists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted May 29, 2007 Share Posted May 29, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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