The I hate shaking boogiehands thread.

[Bojangles]

Anyone else on here hate the excess use of shaking hands these days like I do? For instance, you walk into a party and there's like 8 dudes you know and all 8 are like "ey' wassup!" with their grimy, hairy, sweaty hand extended waiting from some grip. One by one they shake your hand, each one passing on a new strain of disgustingness that overlaps the last man's. By the time you go down the line, your hand feels like it has a film of ...God knows what on it. The worst part is, if you don't sneak out later you have to do it all over again. Rough. I hate shaking hands. Shit is disgusting.

[NOSHIT]

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yeah no shit bro, im not really into shaking hands really, jst the pat on the back will do it for me

[rental]

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i dont like shaking hands if i know the other people dont wash their hands after going to the bathroom, etc. i also dislike waking up way before im supposed to, like at 5am this morning.

[NOSHIT]

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agreed

[tango 24]

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i dont shake hands

only if its someone important

if its a party

its a casual back slap and a hey

thats all

[Mr.Maker]

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what about chest bumps..

[BruceLeroy]

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daps

[NayS]

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safe

[Pfffffffffft]

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this thread is very fitting for me..

 

 

i know what you mean, having to give dap like 6, 7 times in a row..

the germs are one thing, the process is another..

 

some people are like "aight cool" other people want to twist and snap and shit and make even more of a pressured contact with my hand that is even more germious and unnecessary. there is always that one person who you dont know that well or dont really give a shit about but you feel inclined to give the handshake to because they are with everyone else and you just shook all their hands or whatever....

 

i can totally relate..

that after feeling you get from multiple handshakes is one of the most disgusting feelings ever

 

 

im a big fan of "the pound"

[Abracadabra]

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knucks bruh

 

 

 

 

knucks

[fat ralphy]

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i freely shake hands with homeless dudes.....im the guy that didnt wash his hands

[NOSHIT]

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what ever happend to the good old hi 5's

[Pfffffffffft]

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ITS LIKE RIDING THE BUS AND THE SUBWAY AND HOLDING ON TO THE RAILS AND POLES THEN COMING HOME AND START FINGERING SOME BITCH

[fat ralphy]

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or making a sandwich

[iloveboxcars]

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im not too worried about germs, i dont stick my fingers in my mouth and i always wash my hands before i eat. the whole process makes me uncomfortable though. like when you're the last dude to enter at the meeting and you gotta go through 15-20 cats just to sit down. fuck that.

[podrido]

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HOMIE

i think thats where daps come in cuh.

what i do hate is when crackheads try to shake your hand and ill look at em like wtf are u mad?

 

or even better use the respect knuckles

[Super Z]

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"respect knuckles" hahaha

[Southern Smite]

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Do you also put on a glove to open doors?

[Gat Bush]

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Oner.

[KniggazInDemStreetz]

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It's a sign of a respect and I hate weak handskakes more than handshakes.

[wayne hits]

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i give pounds. no hand shakes.

[Juan Fuentes]

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the wanksta slap in the hand is worst.

 

try to avoid it as much as u can if u dont like it,its not weird to not shake hands,yet dont leave people hanging with their hands in the air.

 

shake when they offer,its not an obligation.

[Theo Huxtable.]

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[Theo Huxtable.]

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HOMIE

i think thats where daps come in cuh.

what i do hate is when crackheads try to shake your hand and ill look at em like wtf are u mad?

 

or even better use the respect knuckles

 

 

some dude on another board had the username "respect knuckles"

 

never knew what it meant til now.

[EGG]

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kissing is the solution

[blart.BOS]

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dude, high five is way better

 

 

knuckles are alright though, i tend to make people's knuckles hurt though, i punch hard cuz i'm a dick.

[iloveboxcars]

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i used to chill with a cat that would call out "respect knuckles" all high pitched every time he did it.

 

it never got old.

[SYNSOE]

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carry germicidal wipes...the hardcore kind they use to wipe down bloody hospital equipment....it only burns a little....

[SEANCONNERY]

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just bow

[THANKYOU]

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the "corporate dap" is the most annoying thing ever.