Bojangles Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Behold, I am a member of Channel Zero. I live vicariously though others and make fun of those who do the same thing if they have less posts than me. I hate graffiti and make fun of it constantly, even though I am on a graffiti forum. I am a pack animal ready to attack an unknowing noob at the drop of a hat until he leaves or gets banned, all from the safety of my dining room. I use words like "teh" "wonk saggin" and "smash" on here so much that it carries over into my real life. I am so obsessed with my Channel Zero identity that I know to get a quick fix all i have to do is type in the number 1 on my address bar followed by down and enter. From there I base my thread decisions on who made the topic and who posted last in it, not the title. I am a member of Channel Zero. Feel free to add to the manifesto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Wow...perfect... I neglect my work just to stay uptodate on things that are going on with people I have never even met. I use smash or trash in everyday life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 you forgot "ORLY?" I use that in real life...and it seems awkward when people don't say "YA RLY" right after Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Yes I subscribe to this theory. I have learnt new words I am trying to implement into everyday life, the latest of which is 'oontz'. I try to tell people about the homo dungeon, but give up, when I realize I have no pics to show people. On Ch0, I learnt that colon blow makes you shit turds 3 ft long, however I still await a photographic testimonial. I learnt that someone called Graff.King.Balla was a minor celebrity. That is all I have for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 add to the manifesto...something about Walruses = buckets Cats always do funny things Tease impregnates girls with oral sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 and also life, no matter what situation can be generalized as RAP or METAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 ITS ALL ABOUT SAYING : SMASHING CAKES BEATING CHEECKS AND SAYING I "LOLed" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I try to tell stories about people on here and it always startst off with: :"My friend uhh err this kid I know..ummm this dude on the internet..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted May 24, 2007 Author Share Posted May 24, 2007 I try to tell stories about people on here and it always startst off with: :"My friend uhh err this kid I know..ummm this dude on the internet..." Hahahaha...hell yeah. Happens to me when I talk to my girl. I've showed her Channel Zero a few times, she didn't quite get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecarwreck Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 ...and MERO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arse one Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 my girly doesnt understand why i say smash to the fat female types in the myspace thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdf_va! Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Don't forget GrAfF'N'DaNcE! and SMASH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdf_va! Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 and this, which hits it home perfectly... -- Hey smartass, did you even bother to lurk on this forum before posting to gague the mood and the climate of the people on here? If you did you would have found out tat essentially we are disgusting assholes, class clowns, and pack animals. --KOH responding to slumkidz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 SMASH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I use Dance N Graff as well. Example Podface: Duuuuuude, come down to the beach there is going to be an artface party Sneak: Is it a ..............DaNcE N GrAfF??!! Podface:...... Podface: yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I just used smash on myspace without even thinking... Too much fun <3 Psalm Juan 24 May 2007 7:32 Smash... Yalls goggles is big as hell... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I use Dance N Graff as well. Example Podface: Duuuuuude, come down to the beach there is going to be an artface party Sneak: Is it a ..............DaNcE N GrAfF??!! Podface:...... Podface: yes \ ahahahahahahahahahahaha use dance n' graff on your next radio show...you gotta i will cry i will record it and my rib cage will collapse from laughing... OH YEA! CH0 was the thing that kept me from getting my last raise in December...pffft how jew like dem apples... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I just noticed Sneak is close to 10k. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Behold, I am a member of Channel Zero. I live vicariously though others and make fun of those who do the same thing if they have less posts than me. I hate graffiti and make fun of it constantly, even though I am on a graffiti forum. I am a pack animal ready to attack an unknowing noob at the drop of a hat until he leaves or gets banned, all from the safety of my dining room. I use words like "teh" "wonk saggin" and "smash" on here so much that it carries over into my real life. I am so obsessed with my Channel Zero identity that I know to get a quick fix all i have to do is type in the number 1 on my address bar followed by down and enter. From there I base my thread decisions on who made the topic and who posted last in it, not the title. I am a member of Channel Zero. Feel free to add to the manifesto. \ ahahahahahahahahahahaha use dance n' graff on your next radio show...you gotta i will cry i will record it and my rib cage will collapse from laughing... OH YEA! CH0 was the thing that kept me from getting my last raise in December...pffft how jew like dem apples... I'll try to sneak it in...did you hear how I said "Spidey Sense" for the dead dude...everyone in the station had to mute their mics they where laughing so hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Yea dude I was like is he serious!? Did he just say spidey sense!? Funniest thing was like "Yea I mean I know when somethings happen. Like at work I know when someone calls and they tell me whats wrong with their stuff I know right off the bat how to fix it" (paraphrasing)I was like WTF NIGGA THATS CALLED BEING GOOD AT YO JOB! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 My instant party conversations is as follows: "I heard ladies have teh possablity of getting preggered just by swallowing, so if we do anything tonight my hand will be on your neck not as a threat, but as insurance." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdf_va! Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I'll try to sneak it in...did you hear how I said "Spidey Sense" for the dead dude...everyone in the station had to mute their mics they where laughing so hard. ^^I just remembered the type of radio show that you do!!! Please link an mp3 or transcript if you actually do slip in dance'n'graff! s there a web link to your show, for the non floridians? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 i post therefore i am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Our purpos at CH.0 is to pass the buck, so if you have a problem you can pass the buck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 ^^I just remembered the type of radio show that you do!!! Please link an mp3 or transcript if you actually do slip in dance'n'graff! s there a web link to your show, for the non floridians? http://clearimageradio.com/ I am working on podcasting all the old shows...I will give a link later when its done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 Our purpos at CH.0 is to pass the buck, so if you have a problem you can pass the buck. ahahha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 you forgot "pwned". :D i use SMASH on the daily now, thanks CH 0! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tighthead Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I heard some American sailor say "I dont like 300 its just like Gladiator" O RLY? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I have a lot of graffiti in my house. When I posted pics in the "Cribz" thread someone commented that they were surprised I didn't tag on my 2 cats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 My instant party conversations is as follows: "I heard ladies have teh possablity of getting preggered just by swallowing, so if we do anything tonight my hand will be on your neck not as a threat, but as insurance." :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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