deterrent Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 4 planes, 2 weeks, 1600 dollars, 1 island, 2 houses, 1 bike, 3 jeeps, 1 pick-up truck, 1 arrest, 2 campings, 4 star meals, 1 outdoor poop, 1 prosititute, 1 missing credit card, 2 volcanos, 7 hikes, 1 hitch-hike, etc, etc, etc, etc... Dropping diamonds like cosby droped babies, this is how I roll. To start.. the house.. or at least what I can show... welcome to my home executive chef status.. what.. steady rocking Olds... artistan salamis.. about $800 dollahs worth they see me rollin' for when the ladies say, "what the fahckk is oldstyle for when I say, lets look at the cunt snacking on serrano ham UMMMMMmmm Meat, this leg run like $500 shipped from spain.. whatttt Fresh fruit for a rotten vegitable.. me sammy that holds down the cacaroachese sit. haven't smoked in 4 years, but I had to endulge backyard tree making a fruit salad, eating fresh Ahi Poke with taro Extreme close up :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Colon blow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 23, 2007 Author Share Posted May 23, 2007 Sunset from the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 edit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 23, 2007 Author Share Posted May 23, 2007 Good morning Lahina, rooster are everywhere Here's track, are there tracksides? yup for mom dope house, for real. this doods out like $190,000 people like the christ out here yup, peeping the show 16 year olds are legal here! somebody makes a cameo time to hit the bars... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skoolkill Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 oh thats nice, did u sleep with a 16 year old? fuckin sicko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 dope that last pik of the sunset, you have it any bigger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 23, 2007 Author Share Posted May 23, 2007 nope, i sleep with a prostitute, while thinking of 16yr olds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 23, 2007 Author Share Posted May 23, 2007 dope that last pik of the sunset, you have it any bigger? OH, yes I do. they all come in high-res poster size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*42 Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Pics of prost please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 somebody makes a cameo this picture is fucking awesome!....right click save status! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 no pictures of the prostitute? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 nope, i sleep with a prostitute, while thinking of 16yr olds. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosluggo Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 I dont think prostitutes out there, or most places, like having their pics taken...Looks like you had a good time. How much is your buddys crib worth? prob around 5 i would guess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 23, 2007 Author Share Posted May 23, 2007 here is a story i wrote my family and the pictures that acompany... Maui is paradise. Going into this trip I can only recall people describing the island as just that, paradise. While it's a simple and obvious description it does kiss the mouth on the fresh Ono (ono is a delectable fish caught off the coast, yes I kissed a freshly caught 4.5 footer). Each and every person has their own version of paradise. I've come to find my meaning through the contents of my backpack. • swimming suit • towel • sharp knife • cans of Olstyle • can of spraypaint It's these items that make everything possible... The ocean is a 10 minute walk, the resorts are 30. At any moment.. I can.. and I do.. jump into the sea of salt water swim up a coast and climb straight up the lava formed cliffs just to dive right back into the silky cold waters of the pacific ocean. My paisty white skin affords me the ablity to walk into any resort use their hot-tubs and pools to clean the sand off my body. It's nice to see these resorts.. it shows me how other less-imaginative people travel, their vacation of a prepared paradise lack adventure, personality, and true culture.. at a really high cost too. All the while I'm finding myself out on aimless walks. Cutting ripe mangos off trees and meeting locals.. I invite anything and everything. Yesterday my walk took me to the cliffs of Kapalua. With proper encouragement.. I climb straight down 500ish yards into my own private lagoon. Devoid of technology, garbage, people, logos and permission it is here I that I know and understand I am on an island far from home. In efforts to embrace my Chicagoan culture I celebrate with a warm can of oldstyle.. that I myself imported to the island. With a flick of my finger, the crack of the aluminum can, and the pungent objectifying smell that is Oldstyle I recall that city I love. Sip after gulp delivers intoxifing memories of chicago: the el, heavy-metal hamburgers, good beer, great graffiti, and you my great friends and family. Wind blows through my hair and I'm transported.. I'm there.. on a bicycle pumping away south-east on milwaukee ave, I need to wake up there... with a crash of a wave all is gone, my thought and my beer is now empty. Aloha, Nick TODAY:Sunny. Highs 79 to 85. East winds 10 to 20 mph. TONIGHT:Mostly clear. Lows 61 to 67. East winds 10 to 15 mph. always a good start skip to the lue my darling yup.. in sandals what Dr.Pale down that it silks.. i be on that crip tonight straight up on that.. ocean Lagoon one life to live.. can't wait to be a cripple Dead this douche is here again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 beautifullll pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 nice pics. i envy you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 23, 2007 Author Share Posted May 23, 2007 I dont think prostitutes out there, or most places, like having their pics taken...Looks like you had a good time. How much is your buddys crib worth? prob around 5 i would guess... I don't take pictures of anyone, unless I'm far away, or I know the person really good. Pictures taking can really offend the wrong person. Strangers don't take pictures of me, nor would I let them. The house is 2.2M, you can find old construction property close to the ocean for about 600,000 but you'd want to rebuild. I got paid nicely out there and I'm think of going back for an extended stay.:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 so what level spf did you use? 1000? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 23, 2007 Author Share Posted May 23, 2007 SPF30 for the first 4 days. Then I did a day of snorkelign without any and fucked myself. I had about 75 blisters on my forarms and a fucked up back. I'm going to sleep, I'll post more tomorow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 OLD STYLE thirty packs in Maui?!? (sheds tears of joy) That's it...I'm going! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 THIS THREAD IS FUCKING GAY please close this thread. maui gets enough publicity on mtv. i hate haoles (white man, foreigner, literally meaning 'no breath of life'). i know hawaii's main income is its tourist industry. but i wish you come and NOT forget to go back home... no hawaiians no aloha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 it's about his vacation. is it really THAT big of a deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 wait. No breath of life??? how fucking rude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 for when the ladies say, "what the fahckk is oldstyle I usually just slap them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 THIS THREAD IS FUCKING GAY please close this thread. maui gets enough publicity on mtv. i hate haoles (white man, foreigner, literally meaning 'no breath of life'). i know hawaii's main income is its tourist industry. but i wish you come and NOT forget to go back home... no hawaiians no aloha This thread is better than 90% of the other threads fuck off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 sorry if ive offended you. i just hate how white people think they own this land and i hate how they are trying to sell it. makes me sick. whoring out my islands!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 remember, you stole it from us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amongst Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 This thread is better than 90% of the other threads fuck off. thats only because that other 90% sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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