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MAUI VACATION: Photo Thread

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4 planes, 2 weeks, 1600 dollars, 1 island, 2 houses, 1 bike,

3 jeeps, 1 pick-up truck, 1 arrest, 2 campings, 4 star meals,

1 outdoor poop, 1 prosititute, 1 missing credit card,

2 volcanos, 7 hikes, 1 hitch-hike, etc, etc, etc, etc...

 

Dropping diamonds like cosby droped babies, this is how I roll.

To start.. the house.. or at least what I can show...

 

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welcome to my home

 

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executive chef status.. what..

 

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steady rocking Olds...

 

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artistan salamis.. about $800 dollahs worth

 

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they see me rollin'

 

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for when the ladies say, "what the fahckk is oldstyle

 

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for when I say, lets look at the cunt

 

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snacking on serrano ham

 

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UMMMMMmmm Meat, this leg run like $500 shipped from spain.. whatttt

 

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Fresh fruit for a rotten vegitable.. me

 

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sammy that holds down the cacaroachese sit.

 

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haven't smoked in 4 years, but I had to endulge

 

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backyard tree

 

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making a fruit salad, eating fresh Ahi Poke with taro

 

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Extreme close up :cool:

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Good morning Lahina, rooster are everywhere

 

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Here's track, are there tracksides?

 

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yup

 

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for mom

 

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dope house, for real.

 

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this doods out like $190,000

 

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people like the christ out here

 

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yup,

 

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peeping the show

 

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16 year olds are legal here!

 

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somebody makes a cameo

 

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time to hit the bars...

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dope

 

that last pik of the sunset, you have it any bigger?

 

 

OH, yes I do. they all come in high-res poster size.

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somebody makes a cameo

 

this picture is fucking awesome!....right click save status!

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I dont think prostitutes out there, or most places, like having their pics taken...Looks like you had a good time. How much is your buddys crib worth? prob around 5 i would guess...

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here is a story i wrote my family and the pictures that acompany...

 

Maui is paradise. Going into this trip I can only

recall people describing the island as just that,

paradise.

While it's a simple and obvious description it does

kiss the mouth on the fresh Ono (ono is a delectable

fish caught off the coast, yes I kissed a freshly

caught 4.5 footer). Each and every person has their

own version of paradise. I've come to find my meaning

through the contents of my backpack.

 

• swimming suit • towel • sharp knife • cans of

Olstyle • can of spraypaint

 

It's these items that make everything possible...

 

The ocean is a 10 minute walk, the resorts are 30. At

any moment.. I can.. and I do.. jump into the sea of

salt water swim up a coast and climb straight up the

lava formed cliffs just to dive right back into the

silky cold waters of the pacific ocean. My paisty

white skin affords me the ablity to walk into any

resort use their hot-tubs and pools to clean the sand

off my body. It's nice to see these resorts.. it shows

me how other less-imaginative people travel, their

vacation of a prepared paradise lack adventure,

personality, and true culture.. at a really high cost

too.

 

All the while I'm finding myself out on aimless walks.

Cutting ripe mangos off trees and meeting locals.. I

invite anything and everything.

 

Yesterday my walk took me to the cliffs of Kapalua.

With proper encouragement.. I climb straight down

500ish yards into my own private lagoon. Devoid of

technology, garbage, people, logos and permission it

is here I that I know and understand I am on an island

far from home. In efforts to embrace my Chicagoan

culture I celebrate with a warm can of oldstyle.. that

I myself imported to the island. With a flick of my

finger, the crack of the aluminum can, and the pungent

objectifying smell that is Oldstyle I recall that city

I love. Sip after gulp delivers intoxifing memories of

chicago: the el, heavy-metal hamburgers, good beer,

great graffiti, and you my great friends and family.

Wind blows through my hair and I'm transported.. I'm

there.. on a bicycle pumping away south-east on

milwaukee ave, I need to wake up there... with a crash

of a wave all is gone, my thought and my beer is now

empty.

 

Aloha,

Nick

 

TODAY:Sunny. Highs 79 to 85. East winds 10 to 20 mph.

TONIGHT:Mostly clear. Lows 61 to 67. East winds 10 to 15 mph.

 

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always a good start

 

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skip to the lue my darling

 

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yup..

 

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in sandals what

 

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Dr.Pale

 

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down

 

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that it silks..

 

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i be on that crip tonight straight up on that..

 

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ocean

 

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Lagoon

 

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one life to live.. can't wait to be a cripple

 

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Dead

 

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this douche is here again?

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I dont think prostitutes out there, or most places, like having their pics taken...Looks like you had a good time. How much is your buddys crib worth? prob around 5 i would guess...

 

I don't take pictures of anyone, unless I'm far away, or I know the person really good.

Pictures taking can really offend the wrong person. Strangers don't take pictures of me, nor would I let them.

 

The house is 2.2M, you can find old construction property close to the ocean for about 600,000 but you'd want to rebuild.

I got paid nicely out there and I'm think of going back for an extended stay.:cool:

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SPF30 for the first 4 days. Then I did a day of snorkelign without any and fucked myself.

I had about 75 blisters on my forarms and a fucked up back.

 

I'm going to sleep, I'll post more tomorow.

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THIS THREAD IS FUCKING GAY

 

please close this thread. maui gets enough publicity on mtv. i hate haoles (white man, foreigner, literally meaning 'no breath of life').

 

i know hawaii's main income is its tourist industry. but i wish you come and NOT forget to go back home...

 

no hawaiians no aloha

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it's about his vacation.

 

is it really THAT big of a deal?

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