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some white guy stole my sock once...yes...one sock.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

bastard.

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i had in school suspension for a month and the guy who would come to take lunch orders would'nt give me change but i would see him slide it into his pocket.. this happened for like 2 weeks straight.... the change was about only a quarter too thats the funny thing..

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Some friends came over with some random hippy fuck (at least 10 years ago).... he was all stoned and wandering around my apartment fingering thru shit.

 

When they left, I noticed my cologne, a cheap dirty bong slide, some pipe cleaners, a candle, and a beer coaster missing.

 

Random, but understandable.

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i caught a group of 4 white kids about to break into my car for my stereo (cause i seen them look inside my car at the deck)...when i walked up to them they dipped really quick....so i got in my car to see where they went to....found them a couple blocks away trying to break into someone elses car.....when they seen me again they left the neighborhood....

 

the crazy thing is that it was like 6:30 in the morning (broad daylight) on a monday (memorial day).

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Yea we are pretty sneaky people...I am boutta steal some patio furniture from a resturant. Shit is expensive I have arms and legs and an SUV I think i'll be straight...

 

I steal glasses from bars plates stupid shit like big beer signs always find there way into my room when I am blacked out...

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when I was about 15 a friend of a friend of a friend (with a goofy ass mushroom cut ta boot!) stole a porn out of my room. I think it was called "Pussy Man 10" or some shit...

Anyway, I went to the kids school and told him to either give that shit back or expect a broken nose. He got all trembly and swore up and down he didn't take anything. But being the punk that he was, he ended up giving me 20 bucks anyway.

 

ps- I'm white

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when I was about 15 a friend of a friend of a friend (with a goofy ass mushroom cut ta boot!) stole a porn out of my room. I think it was called "Pussy Man 10" or some shit...

Anyway, I went to the kids school and told him to either give that shit back or expect a broken nose. He got all trembly and swore up and down he didn't take anything. But being the punk that he was, he ended up giving me 20 bucks anyway.

 

ps- I'm white

 

You were going to punch him in the nose for stealing your porn? You are a homo...I have stolen porn before. It has been when I was drunk and I used it to go to other parties and secretly litter the place with nude pages aka me spitting loogies on the backs of pages and sticking them on the wall. I remember everyone being confused. If you came to me looking for your porn back I would tell you to go home and use your computer. Then when you turned to leave I would break a bar stool over your back...

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