theprotester Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 breakfast sandwich +beer// prosciutto/ avacado/ egg salad// chicken salad/ rye cobb// beans/ egg/ sourdough// slow cooked beef/ jus/ winter greens// hungarian chicken/ bread'n'bacon dumplings/ mash// We already smashed into these salads... but eh, still gives you the idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU_TOO Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 prosciutto/ avacado/ egg salad// This just fits L.A. right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Haha, well if it's a bit trendy, maybe you could tell people that Australians in the middle of fuckin' nowhere are eating it for brekky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU_TOO Posted September 25, 2012 Share Posted September 25, 2012 Pro, I really don't know about trends to be honest. I'm barely catching up to the risotto bandwagon. I don't eat out very often. Some times not once a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU_TOO Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Prawn dish looks yum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_chestnut? Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Looks like you don't need to bother goin out IOU. Nice pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal and I'm being one hundred percent srs. Sorry we dont cook shit that was previously in cans. You're a fucking joke br0, and I'm dead fucking srs. Get a real family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and zima and has a good fucking time, and has a million dollar house on the beach, I'm srs...dont ever post your fucking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuck again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fucking phaggot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_chestnut? Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 My ramen noodles suddenly don't seem as delicious. Shit man fuck man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Hahaha, what the fuck just happened here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU_TOO Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 IOU is in wonder as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 I looked at this guy's post/pix and immediately said to myself, i'm going to sit right down and tell this motherfucker exactly how i eat my motherfucking steel cut oatz i make a gigantic fucking batch every four days. When im done i have an enormous bowl of steel cut oatz and at this point i generally take the first few feet of my cock out of my pants and fap because the sight is beautiful. Every morning i take a goodly portion of that fucking pond of glory and i pour fucking milk in the fucking bowl with the fucking oatz and i put them in the microwave where i picture them fucking while they heat up. I've now got a bowl of hot oatz and an infallibly rigid dick but i am not done motherfucker and it is not yet time to eat. i reach around behind me and grab my nuts from the cupboard and sprinkle a bunch of walnuts into the fucking bowl. I grab my raisins and i shake my raisins into that fucking bowl, i grab my prunes and i lay my prunes into that fucking bowl, and i grab my fucking naked banana and i layer it into that fucking bowl. At this point i collapse onto the floor and fuck a new hole into the hardwood of my kitchen because i just can't fucking stand my gorgeous fucking oatz, then i stand up and i eat that fucking bowl, the whole fucking thing including the bowl itself, without any utensils and then i go throw myself at the sex doll i have dressed up like the quaker oatz guy and i literally fuck it until my neighbors call the cops. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Always nice to see someone passionate about food! Enjoy! This seafood stack looks pretty nice; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 I looked at this guy's post/pix and immediately said to myself, i'm going to sit right down and tell this motherfucker exactly how i eat my motherfucking steel cut oatz i make a gigantic fucking batch every four days. When im done i have an enormous bowl of steel cut oatz and at this point i generally take the first few feet of my cock out of my pants and fap because the sight is beautiful. Every morning i take a goodly portion of that fucking pond of glory and i pour fucking milk in the fucking bowl with the fucking oatz and i put them in the microwave where i picture them fucking while they heat up. I've now got a bowl of hot oatz and an infallibly rigid dick but i am not done motherfucker and it is not yet time to eat. i reach around behind me and grab my nuts from the cupboard and sprinkle a bunch of walnuts into the fucking bowl. I grab my raisins and i shake my raisins into that fucking bowl, i grab my prunes and i lay my prunes into that fucking bowl, and i grab my fucking naked banana and i layer it into that fucking bowl. At this point i collapse onto the floor and fuck a new hole into the hardwood of my kitchen because i just can't fucking stand my gorgeous fucking oatz, then i stand up and i eat that fucking bowl, the whole fucking thing including the bowl itself, without any utensils and then i go throw myself at the sex doll i have dressed up like the quaker oatz guy and i literally fuck it until my neighbors call the cops.[/color][/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU_TOO Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 I'm not entirely sure about what he is saying, but I like the cut of his jib. Did I get that right? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 braised lamb shank with reduction sauce, chunky hummus, sweet potato, eggplant puree, apricot/olive chutney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 Damn. Just.... Damn. Damn. Must spread blahblahblah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allfreetime Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 I looked at this guy's post/pix and immediately said to myself, i'm going to sit right down and tell this motherfucker exactly how i eat my motherfucking steel cut oatz i make a gigantic fucking batch every four days. When im done i have an enormous bowl of steel cut oatz and at this point i generally take the first few feet of my cock out of my pants and fap because the sight is beautiful. Every morning i take a goodly portion of that fucking pond of glory and i pour fucking milk in the fucking bowl with the fucking oatz and i put them in the microwave where i picture them fucking while they heat up. I've now got a bowl of hot oatz and an infallibly rigid dick but i am not done motherfucker and it is not yet time to eat. i reach around behind me and grab my nuts from the cupboard and sprinkle a bunch of walnuts into the fucking bowl. I grab my raisins and i shake my raisins into that fucking bowl, i grab my prunes and i lay my prunes into that fucking bowl, and i grab my fucking naked banana and i layer it into that fucking bowl. At this point i collapse onto the floor and fuck a new hole into the hardwood of my kitchen because i just can't fucking stand my gorgeous fucking oatz, then i stand up and i eat that fucking bowl, the whole fucking thing including the bowl itself, without any utensils and then i go throw myself at the sex doll i have dressed up like the quaker oatz guy and i literally fuck it until my neighbors call the cops. What's the deal with the sexualization of oats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 braised lamb shank with reduction sauce, chunky hummus, sweet potato, eggplant puree, apricot/olive chutney Yall serving this? I need to come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karl Stefanovic Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal and I'm being one hundred percent srs. Sorry we dont cook shit that was previously in cans. You're a fucking joke br0, and I'm dead fucking srs. Get a real family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and zima and has a good fucking time, and has a million dollar house on the beach, I'm srs...dont ever post your fucking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuck again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fucking phaggot.[/color] u are 1 ****ing cheeky **** mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol ****in sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ****in gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 eggplant lasagne stack// Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 For breakfast you need to eat four of those breakfast sandwiches from McDonald's. I don't care which ones you get, but make sure to get four. Order four hash browns, too. Now grab two packs of ketchup and put them on the hash browns and then slip them into the sandwiches. Squish that shit down and eat. That's your breakfast. For lunch you're gonna eat Chinese food. Now I don't want you eating that crappy stuff. You wanna get the stuff with MSG. None of that non-MSG bullshit. I don't care what you eat but you have to sit down and eat for at least 45 minutes straight. You can't let go of the fork. Eat until your eyes swell up and become slits and you start to look like the woman behind the counter. For dinner you're gonna order an extra-large pizza with everything on it. Literally everything. If you don't like sardines, don't put 'em on, but anything else that you like you have to load it on there. After you pay the delivery guy, I want you to take the pie to your coffee table, open that fucker up, and grab a bottle of oil. It can be olive oil, canola oil, whatever. Anything but motor oil. And I want you to pour that shit over the pie until half of the bottle is gone. Just soak the shit out of it. Now before you lay into it, I want you to sit on your couch and just stare at that fucker. I want you to understand that that pizza right there is keeping you from your goals. Now you're on the clock, after 20 minutes your brain is going to tell you you're full. Don't listen to that shit. You have to try and eat as much of the pizza as you can before that 20-minute mark. Double up pieces if you have to. I'm telling you now, you're going to get three or four pieces in and you're gonna want to quit. You fucking can't quit. You have to sit on that couch until every piece is done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Korean style pork in hot chile sauce with sticky rice Gochujang, where have you been all my life? So good. So very very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Homemade pizza for the kids Lol result Still better then That $5 hot and ready they wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 So I got some free seafood from work again so I figured Id experiment with free protein. Bourbon theme with fruit that is. Seared Albacore Tuna with a bourbon, ginger, lime sauce. Not bad. Sauteed shrimp (poorly) with a pineapple bourbon sauce and pecans. Weak. Very poorly bacon wrapped and seared sea scallops with a blueberry, black pepper, bourbon sauce with basil chiffonade over top. Basil ended up being a nice touch, yet the blueberries were not sweet enough. I lack greatly the skill to make good sauces. It was fun and my kitchen is limited at the moment. I really wanted it to have a sweeter bourbon flavor to it, yet i didnt know how nor did I look it up. Like to wing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 brown sugar yo. Bourbon and blueberry gastrique with the caramel made from bourbon and brown sugar, then pour it over blueberries and readjust seasoning with acid and salt. Or you could always take the easy (cheating) way and use corn starch to thicken anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 Nah I know the whole corn starch deal but will never take that route. These were single portion so it took maybe 5 mins max to get them thick. The pineapple one needed some more time though. Its funny like ten minutes after I posted I was like....stupid! brown sugar lol just one of those nights. I lack mainly in the aspect of balance in sauces. Usually I just throw things together and there is always different levels of quantity with ingredients even though Im cooking the same dish. Im a very visual person and if I do things enough I can get an eye for things. The food I cook is almost always for myself so even if its bad it still goes down the hatch, but there are some days where everything is on point and Im just like...DAMN this is good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bed framed Posted October 10, 2012 Share Posted October 10, 2012 This thread gives me the tum rums! This thread=Ron Swanson http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu9_dUQhYmg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 Wagyu burger, just just for me. Should have a couple of shots of some new menu items soon enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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