DretheGod Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Not a question more than it is just a dumb statement: Girl I work with - "I used to want to be an astronaut, until I realized you actually had to leave earth!" I almost cried laughing in her face when I saw that she was serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enmity Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 was playing one of the best games ever created yesterday and a girl who was in the room .. honest to god ..said "why are they all..black" i was speechless 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 You gonna eat that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 every morning at work at least one shithead calls and asks if where open. if we weren't open your call wouldn't be answered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Preston Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 "Had a haircut?" No, luckily my hair retracts on command. Generally any question on the internet that ends in loads of ????????'s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 my friend, "SHOULD I THROW A WINDOW AT A ROCK!!!.........................i mean rock at a window.." "Are you at your house?" when they called your "house phone". Obviously you fucking idiot! me (with bike in elevator at work) person in elevator: do you ride to work? DUDE REMEMBER THAT TIME WE WERE BLACKED OUT?! 'the fuck. :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 You gonna eat that? this times infinity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA_BEARS Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 When the girlfriend asks "What are you thinking about?" My answer "Sasha Grey...." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 every morning at work at least one shithead calls and asks if where open. if we weren't open your call wouldn't be answered. Not true, sometimes people answer the phone hours before their businesses open. I call ahead on Sundays to many places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...BeerAd632... Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 not really a question,and I'm going to hell for this... But I said "take care" to a blind homey of mine back in the day... He replied with a "see ya later" ............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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