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dumb questions people ask.......

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I get that shit all the time when I answer the phone at work. "Are you open today?" Bitch, if I wasn't open today, I certainly wouldn't be here answering the phones, would I?

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working at the dollar store back in the days

 

custo- how much is this

me - hold on let me scan it for you

its a dollar you dumb fuck

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I own a sign company and people call me all the time or stop me , they ask..."how much for a sign?" no size, no details, nothing, just...how much for a sign...as if they're all the same price no matter the size, shape, material etc....I hate people sometimes

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when your walking your dog and someone says "hey is this your dog"

 

no bitch i just go out and steal peoples dogs and walk them

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Is this your first time?[/color][/center]

 

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props

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I remember some girl once started asking some of my friends about dragons and shit. Like she actually thought they existed at some point in time. She was probably in her late teens.

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This has prolly been said but..."Can i give you head?" Like W T F foreal.... who the fuck is gonna say no.

 

AHAHAH man...that has happend a couple of times...made me laugh out loud both times.

 

"can i give you head?!"

 

"phhh haha...ugh yeah"

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I work at a bank, and you would not believe the amount of people who give me an attitude when THEY make their account negative. Like I'm pocketing the funds or something. Faggots

 

Hahaha!!!

 

Working at a bank sucks.

 

"Why is my account negative eight hundred dollars!? This isn't my fault! Let me get a printout of my spending history! This is your fault! Where is your manager!? You don't know what you're doing."

I don't know what I'm doing. Yeah... I'm not the douchebag that spends money he doesn't have.

 

The funny shit is that once we find the customer's account was negative, that was our cue to try and sell 'em Overdraft Protection.

And the little fish would catch the bait, only to be back next week with with the same stupid fucking questions.

:lol:

Oh, life...

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man im in the similar buisness i dont work for a bank but might as well...and yeah people are stupid as fuck no patience and listening skills for shit and then with all that ignorance and dumbass attitude they expect bad ass service. dumb fucks.

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im in LA and i saw this mad big tloks throw up, and i hear this kid ask his friend "man, do you think he got any respect for that?"

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i was at santa monica pier.

 

"Excuse me, do you know where the ferris wheel is?

 

 

me- Uhhhh yeah its that giant ferris wheel over there

 

*points to giant, overly obvious ferris wheel that takes up half the pier.

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i was at santa monica pier.

 

"Excuse me, do you know where the ferris wheel is?

 

 

me- Uhhhh yeah its that giant ferris wheel over there

 

*points to giant, overly obvious ferris wheel that takes up half the pier.

 

awesome. i just went to yahoo.com immediatley after reading this and was greeted by the headline 'the great ferris wheel race' and big ass picture of an obvious ferris wheel.

 

i love it when shit like that happens.

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A couple of friends and I made Pho' this weekend.

pho-702032.jpg

 

So we had to go to the Asian super market to get everything.

 

Dan: Dude I've never seen 90% of this stuff its crazy!

Me: I know its all directly imported and shit

Dan: Do you think that they (the asians) get as confused as we are when they come into our grocery stores?

Me: *blank stare*...are you serious? Are you seriously asking me that question right now?

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im in LA and i saw this mad big tloks throw up, and i hear this kid ask his friend "man, do you think he got any respect for that?"

 

 

Like a fuckin HUD pops into their vision when they do a piece sayin bullshit like ''Throwie completed. +15 Respect''

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today at work:

 

 

me: "do you want dark or light roast coffee?"

 

idiot: "light, if ya have any."

 

 

 

ummm what? dude, would i have offered you both if i only had one? GTFO.

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They asked you where the ferris wheel was at the Santa Monica pier?

 

That's gotta be the dumbest question I have heard in a while.

 

/livedinsantamonicaoner

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