Fingertalkin Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 same here, they're annoying as hell. It's always older people isn't it? Like in their 40s or 50s taking one last stab. I remember in one of my classes we were going over the syllabus and the teacher was saying that all written work had to be done in blue or black ink. This older lady in the back raises her hand and says, "Well, what about purple?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXCoeOneRXx Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 I was at in interview and the fucker asked if i "speak mexican"and he was dead serious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 not a question but sometimes on cops when they find drugs on someone they be like these aint my pants or this aint my shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 my buddies bitch is so dumb i hate her.... Me- "I am going to LA on presidents day weekend" Her-"Your going on Presidents day weekend?" Its like no shit bitch thats what I just got through saying...shes a dumb cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a kid growin up Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 what do you write? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 What's the purpose of life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 when drawing "how do you do that?" well you see this pen, it's magic hahahahaha ive been asked that alot... my teacher annoys the hell out of me though.. especially since i have the same chick 3 periods out of the day.. as soon as i walk into class while im listening to my ipod, "yoo hooo... turn off the radio" its not a fucking radio... do you know what a radio is?? that and this are two completely different things.. and this one wierd kid in my class just likes to walk up to me out of no where and just start rapping... ill be sitting in class minding my own business and he'll come up to me like, "uh....uh... yo..........uh... check it..." and just start rapping like im really listening... like nigga your whack.. just stop... today the same thing happened.. and my teacher once again saying some dumb shit... her: alright enought with the beboping we get it.. me: beboping?? da fuck is that? her: well hes beboping look his head moving and how hes rhyming.. me: thats not bebop.. her: well yea hes bebopping his head i know what bebop is.... annoys the fuck out of me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogeater Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 "you tag? oh my god write my name" so i just write there name in regular handwriting and give it to them to keep or "teach me how to write gangster" this fucking bitch who looks like a turkey always asks me that in class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogeater Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 I think this thread changed me a little because before when someone ask me a dumb questions i would just blow it off or not be to mean about it But last night i tell my mom i lost my key and she asks "where did you lose it?" and i just flip shit and i start yelling at her "MOM IF I KNEW WHERE I LOST IT IT WOULDNT BE LOST!!! LOST MEANS I DONT HAVE A DAMN CLUE WHERE ITS AT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 10, 2008 Author Share Posted February 10, 2008 I think this thread changed me a little because before when someone ask me a dumb questions i would just blow it off or not be to mean about it But last night i tell my mom i lost my key and she asks "where did you lose it?" and i just flip shit and i start yelling at her "MOM IF I KNEW WHERE I LOST IT IT WOULDNT BE LOST!!! LOST MEANS I DONT HAVE A DAMN CLUE WHERE ITS AT!!! i was just about to post about that.. i get even madder now that i think about it more.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 i work at napa and on the weekend most of the people that call ask "are you open today?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 I get that shit all the time when I answer the phone at work. "Are you open today?" Bitch, if I wasn't open today, I certainly wouldn't be here answering the phones, would I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 working at the dollar store back in the days custo- how much is this me - hold on let me scan it for you its a dollar you dumb fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 I own a sign company and people call me all the time or stop me , they ask..."how much for a sign?" no size, no details, nothing, just...how much for a sign...as if they're all the same price no matter the size, shape, material etc....I hate people sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idleon3 Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 ::when your bleeding:: "are you hurt?" ... no dumbass im on cloud 9... fuckin idiots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 when your walking your dog and someone says "hey is this your dog" no bitch i just go out and steal peoples dogs and walk them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Is this your first time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^roflmao^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypergraphia Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 Is this your first time?[/color][/center] lol props Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiepippenhaircut Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 who is papa wheelie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 I remember some girl once started asking some of my friends about dragons and shit. Like she actually thought they existed at some point in time. She was probably in her late teens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
womphead Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 This has prolly been said but..."Can i give you head?" Like W T F foreal.... who the fuck is gonna say no. AHAHAH man...that has happend a couple of times...made me laugh out loud both times. "can i give you head?!" "phhh haha...ugh yeah" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheepOrDie Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 I work at a bank, and you would not believe the amount of people who give me an attitude when THEY make their account negative. Like I'm pocketing the funds or something. Faggots Hahaha!!! Working at a bank sucks. "Why is my account negative eight hundred dollars!? This isn't my fault! Let me get a printout of my spending history! This is your fault! Where is your manager!? You don't know what you're doing." I don't know what I'm doing. Yeah... I'm not the douchebag that spends money he doesn't have. The funny shit is that once we find the customer's account was negative, that was our cue to try and sell 'em Overdraft Protection. And the little fish would catch the bait, only to be back next week with with the same stupid fucking questions. :lol: Oh, life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
womphead Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 man im in the similar buisness i dont work for a bank but might as well...and yeah people are stupid as fuck no patience and listening skills for shit and then with all that ignorance and dumbass attitude they expect bad ass service. dumb fucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 im in LA and i saw this mad big tloks throw up, and i hear this kid ask his friend "man, do you think he got any respect for that?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garden-hoe Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 can i see your boobs? everyone asks me that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezske Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 'if i roll a blunt will it show up on my drug test?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted February 11, 2008 Share Posted February 11, 2008 i was at santa monica pier. "Excuse me, do you know where the ferris wheel is? me- Uhhhh yeah its that giant ferris wheel over there *points to giant, overly obvious ferris wheel that takes up half the pier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perfectprint Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 i was at santa monica pier. "Excuse me, do you know where the ferris wheel is? me- Uhhhh yeah its that giant ferris wheel over there *points to giant, overly obvious ferris wheel that takes up half the pier. awesome. i just went to yahoo.com immediatley after reading this and was greeted by the headline 'the great ferris wheel race' and big ass picture of an obvious ferris wheel. i love it when shit like that happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 A couple of friends and I made Pho' this weekend. So we had to go to the Asian super market to get everything. Dan: Dude I've never seen 90% of this stuff its crazy! Me: I know its all directly imported and shit Dan: Do you think that they (the asians) get as confused as we are when they come into our grocery stores? Me: *blank stare*...are you serious? Are you seriously asking me that question right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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