Daniel Dumielle Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 I work at a bank, and you would not believe the amount of people who give me an attitude when THEY make their account negative. Like I'm pocketing the funds or something. Faggots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Dumielle Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 the dumb question part was supposed tofactor in when they want to know why their negative. how the fuck should I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 "How do you make a myspace?" You dont make one, you open up an account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arse one Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 "omg you tag? have you ever been caught?" do you use spray paint?? edit* do you tag with spray paint? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 When people ask why you don't like them. If I don't like you what makes you think I have the motivation to explain the origin of my hatred? Fuck outta here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 I hate when your sittin with a girl, or whoever and just cause you aint talkin non stop , they keepin askin you if your okay, pisses me off after high school this will change, and the ladies will realize they don't really care if youre okay, ride it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 should we get beer? YES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 I work at a bank, and you would not believe the amount of people who give me an attitude when THEY make their account negative. Like I'm pocketing the funds or something. Faggots banks are magnets for idiots. " do i need my id to make a withdrawal?" nah id isnt necessary we actually just hand out money here to anyone who wants it ...would you like hundreds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 I hate it when people call my phone, and i dont pick it up right away, so i call them back like a minute later and they answer "What _______?" ...bitch fucka you called me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubs02 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 my friend leaves his cell on silent so he can get missed calls and call people back. we all think hes homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arse one Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 my friend sucks dick period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o.O Almost Free Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 I fucking hate when people say Oh did you get a new phone? NO I JUST PAINTED IT AND CHANGED IT INTO A FLIP PHONE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 when you lose something and tell people then they ask you where you lost it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerFuct Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Ok, So the other night, I once again realized how stupid humans can be. I'm at a bar, playing pool by my self with my headphones on. Dude walks up to me while im taking a shot, "Mumble mumble" I take off my head phones. "what?" Him- "I said, I was wondering if you knew what album was playing right now" Me, "Dude, I have no idea" I point to my ears, where the bright white cords are in my ears..... Him- "Oh, I just figured you knew." me- once again, point to my headphones. Fuck..People are hell of dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 ^If those are Ipod earbuds, throw them in the trash. You'll thank me later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 1. Someone calling me on a cell phone- "Where are you?" Me- "Standing right next to you." Them- (pause) "Uh no, you're not." Like they had to check. 2. Ex-girlfriend- "Why are you so mean?" (after they make out with a friend of yours at a bar and you cut them off.) "Uh, bitch....because you're a fucking drunken road whore and I don't like you. So GIT!" 3. When I had a 6 gauge septum ring- "Did that hurt?" Or "Why did you do that?" "Or "What would your mother think?" In order- "Let me punch you in the nose and you tell me." "That's classified." "She's dead." 4. When I was a messenger and I'd walk into an office soaking wet- "Is it raining?" Me- "No, I deliver packages by submarine and I forgot to roll up my window." Or, anytime- "Isn't your job dangerous?" Me- "Yeah. You ever drive while talking on your cell phone?" Them- "Yeah, all the time. Why?" Me- "That's why. Don't." Or- "Gee, is being a messenger fun?" Me- "Probably not as much fun as getting paid to ask me dumb questions." (I said that once.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 I work at a bank, and you would not believe the amount of people who give me an attitude when THEY make their account negative. Like I'm pocketing the funds or something. Faggots Your bank system is corrupt. I get upset too. Remember back in the day when if you didn't have any money on your card you got declined? Now they just charge you 45 bucks for a pack of smokes and call it a convenience fee. It's not YOUR fault, but you have to understand people's frustration. The last people that need more money is a motherfucking bank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Oh, and back to the thread. "Did you get a haircut?" "Did you shave your beard?" That shit's obvious b, don't ask questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 thats long! its that really all yours? YES. YEAH BITCHES TELL ME THAT ALL THE TIME, BUT I AINT GOT DREADS, YA DIG? :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 "Did the bus come yet?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roch Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 when drawing "how do you do that?" well you see this pen, it's magic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 hahahaha lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Do you guys have a bathroom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 "DO YOU HAVE A CONDOM?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 "Where am I?" (Asked while standing on the corner next to the street sign and looking at a map) Me- (points up) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
got_that_work Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 u wanna hit this blunt? ummmm, ehhhhh, hmmmmm...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadWithNames Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 me: happy birthday amanda amanda: happy birthday bizley! bitch its your birthday not mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 ^^hahah....we have people like that in my classes too. same here, they're annoying as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 What bugs the shit out of me are the people who come into my job (optical). I take their eye measurements, style them, and by the end i tell them how much they owe. dude, why the hell do they act surprise as fuck, when they have to pay the same day?! their question is always, "OH, i have to pay today, why do i have to pay today?" i explain why, and they still have the nerve to say, "OH, just order them." Uh, No. Another thing is when people ask "Give me more discount" or "Why are they so expensive." or "YES, you can give me more discount." wtf. I for one don't enter a boutique and start demanding discounts on a pair of denim; i don't understand why people do this shit when it comes to eyewear. also when patients come in all dumbfounded and explain to me they lost their glasses of 2 years and ask, "What do i do now?" uh, let me guess?!! as they don't know already, i advise them to get a new pair, but they always follow up with, "Will i have to get an eye exam?" NO, LET ME JUST FILL YOUR TWO YEAR OLD SCRIPT!! annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 u wanna hit this blunt? ummmm, ehhhhh, hmmmmm...... funny :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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