Bed. Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 This has prolly been said but..."Can i give you head?" Like W T F foreal.... who the fuck is gonna say no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 17, 2007 Author Share Posted May 17, 2007 lol^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SADDAM HUSSEIN Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 i will if the bitch has more herpes on her lips than i do on my dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I have lots of tats and people come up and ask "did those hurt?" No...Shit felt like creamy lotion being rubbed on by models. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkfux Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I hate when your sittin with a girl, or whoever and just cause you aint talkin non stop , they keepin askin you if your okay, pisses me off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 more of a dumb thing people say rather than ask but.... "its cold as hell outside" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkfux Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 yeah CALI, or you go in somewhere soakin wet and they ask "IT RAINING OUTSIDE?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 ^^haha....ive had that happen to me plenty of times.....i usuakky reply with "what the fuck do you think?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunkfux Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 lol or say NO i just took a detour thru a carwash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 I have lots of tats and people come up and ask "did those hurt?" No...Shit felt like creamy lotion being rubbed on by models. righty-o. like cuddling with a rainbow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SADDAM HUSSEIN Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 more of a dumb thing people say rather than ask but.... "its cold as hell outside" i think its the deepest level of hell... where shit is frozen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 (house phone rings) me: hello? guy: aye where you at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 ^^already said that earlier. 1up. i dont think its dumb if someone tells you that yer kid looks like you tho... its just a statement made by clues of similar facial features... its kind of a reassurance that the original observation was correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perfectprint Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 i witness this daily...... cell rings.... person looks at the caller ID......answers call and says 'hello?' LIKE THEY DONT KNOW WHOS CALLING?!?!? and then theres a fake performance of being surprised... 'oh hey! whats up?!' i get it people, its habit, caller id and cell phones havnt been around that long but for gods sake UPDATE YOUR OWN OPERATING SYSTEM!!! or even worse - do you think you have this secret caller ID technology that you have to hide? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 talking to someone on AIM: hey what are you doing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vivre Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 talking to someone on AIM: hey what are you doing? and people always respond 'nothing much' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 when people ask me what im doing, its pretty obvious im talking to them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Phil Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 when people hear my accent, I often get the the "like omg... where are you from?" then when I proceed to tell them I'm from South Africa, a plethora of quality questions roll through. -did you have real cities over there? -so what was it like to live with wild animals? -where did you learn how to speak english so well? -did you really wear loin clothes? -how hard was it getting used to living in the modern world? there are a ton others. and seriously, I couldn't make this shit up is I wanted to. so please believe, I've actually heard this shit. a lot of times if entertain people and tell them I had a pet zebra that I used to get to school with. shit like that. eh. maybe its because I live in the south, but fuck... I've got some quality dumb questions in the past Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 "omg you tag? have you ever been caught?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets? why is the industry designed to keep the artist in debt? why they kill pac 'n chris? why at the bar you ain't take straight shots instead of poppin cris'? why do niggas push pounds and powder? why did bush knock down the towers? why you around them cowards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 A girl at work says my name long and drawn out in an inquisitive manner "hey _______" so I say the samen thing back with her name "Hey Hooooope"...then she says "what?". I hate when people call ME and say "who's this?" when I answer. I hang up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 "How do you make krink?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 "How do you make krink?" this one for the win!:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RathofGod Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 in my english class some guy homsi sayd the dumbest shit and ask stupid questions teacher- What does meursault motives in the stranger homsi- He doesn't have a soul and he's going to hell when this shit's about extitensalism or however you spell it dumb shit homsi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 ^sorry but i couldn't understand any of that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Earlier this semester the lecturer was explaining a concept and ended it with "So basically you really need to make the consumer feel his want is a need" guy in raises his hand "wants are like things you want but can do without such as mp3 pplayers and fancy cars, but needs you need them to survive, and they're things such as food, shelter, clothing" Lecturer goes "Ummm ok, I didnt actually ask a question" Guy reponds "yeah i know, i was just expanding on what you were saying" Lecturer "Ummm yeah....ok" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 ^^hahah....we have people like that in my classes too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 this girl i know why cant you be my boyfriend??? in my head: because you crazy bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 thats really not funny at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 thats a logical question artard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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