Pfffffffffft Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 HOW DID YOU GET POISON IVY?? i got it off amazon .com bitch!!! ....... people call me at work.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ....... me- DAMN, I CANT FIND MY CAR KEYS! my friend- WERE DID YOU PUT THEM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 i get off work at 5, just as im walking to my car in the car park a woman comes up and asks "are you still open" does it look like we're open? there is no one inside, the lights are off and im walking to my car no we are not open Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool Water Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 why are you ill? what you going to the cinema for? Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountHaysForDays Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Any conversation starting SMS message pisses me off. "Hey, how are you?" and "Whatsup" "Hey. I just saw John" Seriously, there is no need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Did you drink last night? /no alco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdf_va! Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Why come you don't have a tattoo?? /yes idiocracy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 this girl sent me a friend request on myspace a few days ago. i had happened to visit her profile in the past. me: "ive seen your profile before" her: "for real ? where? me: "where? uhhhhhhh on myspace duh" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 asl lolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 thats long! its that really all yours? YES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 here's your sign! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 someone calls yer house phone... "HEY!... WHERE ARE YOU?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 it's not a question but what people say to me all the time... "is that your daughter?" "yes" "wow, she looks just like you." "yeah no shit she's MY daughter" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 When I was in the service I used to sometimes where my uniform to places (ie grocery store, gas station) People would come up to me and ask "Are you in the Army?" Like no dude..I dress like this all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 a guy got on the train the other day wearing some sort of uniform and these two hoochied out fat little high school hoes stroll through the car and walk right up to the dude and say "what is you?" loud as fuck. then stood there looking at him until they got off at the next stop. i fucking hate people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 well for the poison ivy they mean like..what were you doing that made you get it? building forts in the woods? fucking your bitch in some bushes? etc cus its not common where i'm at to get it alot i haven't had that shit since i was in elementary school. anyway...you ever work at a cash register? you'll never hear so much dumb shit in your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 When I was in the service I used to sometimes where my uniform to places (ie grocery store, gas station) People would come up to me and ask "Are you in the Army?" Like no dude..I dress like this all the time. that's not such a dumb question really. you know how many retards dress in fatigues day in day out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 When I was in the service I used to sometimes where my uniform to places (ie grocery store, gas station) People would come up to me and ask "Are you in the Army?" Like no dude..I dress like this all the time. some people i worked with in the past would always comment on how short i was. they would be like. "why are you so short" & "wow you're short" it got annoying after a while, like common man i look at myself all the time do you think i dont know that im short? shit. fuckin idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 that's not such a dumb question really. you know how many retards dress in fatigues day in day out Yeah..but in full uniform.. I am talking like this not like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 you should dress like the bottom picture it would get you more street cred... we all know your street cred meeter is teetering on E... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 you should dress like the bottom picture it would get you more street cred... we all know your street cred meeter is teetering on E... Its okay...Im a old snake eater...I dont need street cred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 You have Apalacian hillbilly cred... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Its okay...Im a old snake eater.. youse gay du. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SADDAM HUSSEIN Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 where is that brazilian rap video where the girls dance like donkey kicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 17, 2007 Author Share Posted May 17, 2007 where is that brazilian rap video where the girls dance like donkey kicks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMM4cCPRlRY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SADDAM HUSSEIN Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 ha... shit is killas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SADDAM HUSSEIN Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 you wanna know what i hate though.... dumbass myspace comments... "hi, hows it going?! yo dude, whats up?!" are you going to the jam this saturday?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 "what are you thinking about?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Abracadabra Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 that hand is dope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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