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dumb questions people ask.......

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HOW DID YOU GET POISON IVY??

 

i got it off amazon .com bitch!!!

 

.......

 

 

people call me at work..

 

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

 

 

 

.......

 

me- DAMN, I CANT FIND MY CAR KEYS!

 

my friend- WERE DID YOU PUT THEM?

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i get off work at 5, just as im walking to my car in the car park

a woman comes up and asks

"are you still open"

does it look like we're open?

there is no one inside, the lights are off and im walking to my car

no

we are not open

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this girl sent me a friend request on myspace a few days ago. i had happened to visit her profile in the past.

 

me: "ive seen your profile before"

 

her: "for real ? where?

 

me: "where? uhhhhhhh on myspace duh" lol

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it's not a question but what people say to me all the time...

 

"is that your daughter?"

 

"yes"

 

"wow, she looks just like you."

 

"yeah no shit she's MY daughter"

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When I was in the service I used to sometimes where my uniform to places (ie grocery store, gas station)

 

People would come up to me and ask "Are you in the Army?"

 

Like no dude..I dress like this all the time.

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a guy got on the train the other day wearing some sort of uniform and these two hoochied out fat little high school hoes stroll through the car and walk right up to the dude and say "what is you?" loud as fuck. then stood there looking at him until they got off at the next stop.

 

i fucking hate people

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well for the poison ivy they mean like..what were you doing that made you get it? building forts in the woods? fucking your bitch in some bushes? etc cus its not common where i'm at to get it alot i haven't had that shit since i was in elementary school.

 

anyway...you ever work at a cash register? you'll never hear so much dumb shit in your life.

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When I was in the service I used to sometimes where my uniform to places (ie grocery store, gas station)

 

People would come up to me and ask "Are you in the Army?"

 

Like no dude..I dress like this all the time.

 

that's not such a dumb question really. you know how many retards dress in fatigues day in day out

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When I was in the service I used to sometimes where my uniform to places (ie grocery store, gas station)

 

People would come up to me and ask "Are you in the Army?"

 

Like no dude..I dress like this all the time.

 

some people i worked with in the past would always comment on how short i was. they would be like. "why are you so short" & "wow you're short"

 

it got annoying after a while, like common man i look at myself all the time do you think i dont know that im short? shit. fuckin idiots.

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that's not such a dumb question really. you know how many retards dress in fatigues day in day out

 

 

Yeah..but in full uniform..

 

I am talking like this

 

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not like this

 

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you should dress like the bottom picture it would get you more street cred...

 

we all know your street cred meeter is teetering on E...

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you should dress like the bottom picture it would get you more street cred...

 

we all know your street cred meeter is teetering on E...

 

 

Its okay...Im a old snake eater...I dont need street cred.

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