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Dr Hook. 70's badasses

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I forgot how far out these cats were...

 

Freakers Ball and The Yodle Song..

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Dr. Hook had this verse in one of his songs that started out something like...."It took seven monthes of splurgin'..... just to get the local virgin...."

Def. Badass.....

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I like Shel Silverstein.

Where the Sidewalk Ends was my first book.

 

He is a freaky looking dude, his big picture on the last page scared me as a kid.

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"70s badasses"

 

I know you got it, but some other people were saying "him". I just wanted to clarify.

 

 

Dr. Hook had this verse in one of his songs that started out something like...."It took seven monthes of splurgin'..... just to get the local virgin...."

Def. Badass.....

 

 

Oh yes boys play it sweet for me

 

I was sittin' in my basement I'd just rolled myself a taste of

 

Somethin' green and gold and glorious to get me through the day

 

When my friend yells through my transom, "grab your coat an' get your hat son

 

There's a nut down on the corner givin' dollar bills away"

 

But I sat around a bit and then I had another hit

 

And then I rolled myself a bomber thought about my momma

 

Looked around fooled around played around while and then

 

I got stoned and I missed it I got stoned and I missed it

 

I got stoned and it rolled right by

 

I got stoned and I missed it I got stoned and I missed it I got stoned oh me oh my<BR>

 

It took seven months of urgin' just to get that local virgin

 

With the sweet face up to my place to fool around a bit

 

And next day she woke up rosy and she snuggled up so cozy

 

But when she asked me how I liked it, Lord, it hurt me to admit

 

I got stoned and I missed it...

 

[ fiddle ]

 

I ain't makin' no excuses for so many things I uses

 

Just to brighten my relationships and sweeten up my day

 

But when my earthly race is over and I'm ready for the clover

 

And they ask me how my life has been I guess I'll have to say

 

I was stoned and I missed it...

 

 

 

 

I have a record where Shel Silverstein sings this song, and I can't even describe how fucking awesome it is.

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Dr. Hook was a band, not a guy. But yeah, they're awesome. Shel Silverstein wrote a bunch of their filthiest songs.

 

bump shel silverstein

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dr hook was the guy and the band

 

yeah shel silverstein wrote a lot of fucking great songs

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