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I leave for an hour...

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I come home, and my apartment smells like a cheap hooker...

 

I cant imagine why. The possibilities:

 

1: Someone else on this floor has one... If it smells this bad in MY apartment, Im sorry for whoever paid for those services.

 

2: My roommates girlfriend tried to (NEWS FLASH! LOST FUCKING CAUSE! NEWS FLASH!) pretty herself up for some reason.

 

3. Ok, so those are really the only two things I can think of...

 

Seriously, WTF! Im going to have to smoke 3 cigarettes at a time to overpower this stench.

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First of all, how do you know what a cheap hooker smells like? Secondly, maybe that's what your apartment smells like all the time and it took some fresh air to be able to tell the difference.

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febreeze air freshener works great.

 

actually i was going to post that but i wasn't sure how to spell the damn thing.... oh well...

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