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the very nice boys at fedex that i never met before today hooked me up with free fliers. he said "you know, i really dont feel like ringing anything up right now, here." handed me my shit and smiled.

 

this weekend, i think we re gonna try and cop some free tejas roadhouse.

 

i def wouldnt mind coming up on some free booze. except its the end of the semester and i need to bear down.

 

 

 

free things turn my frown upside down.

 

 

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He wanted to get in your pants. People aren't that nice for no reason.

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my man was with me. i dont think he was trying to be up in abcs new target pants.

 

 

caligula: karma?

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i used to get free whoppers and fries and icees from the burger king...cause the girl that was the manager there liked me.

 

but thats about it.

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my man was with me. i dont think he was trying to be up in abcs new target pants.

 

 

caligula: karma?

 

 

I don't know. Those pants sound pretty snazzy.

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free is the best...free tickets to baseball games...teh best

 

free beer at the bar....so nice

 

getting stuff for free....priceless

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I work at a liquor store, besides staff and native discounts, "damaged cans", and free retarded crap that are used for promotions, agents from liquor companies drop by and give us scotch, brandy and a lot of wine to "try out"

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^^ I know, right? (to parklife) if they were thread worthy they must have looked good.

 

Never underestimate the power of pants. Never.

 

 

That's what I'm sayin'.

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-The other day i asked for a 6 inch meatball sub and the girl working gave me a footlong but only charged me for the 6 inch. Word up.

 

-Movies are usually free for me. both cinema and dvd.

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I love free stuff!! I get hooked up from people all the time, and I find ways to hook myself up as well. Actually, one of my missions in life is to get everything that I am able to for free.

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Ages and ages ago when I worked at Jamba Juice... I'd hook up this one cat and his employees.. In return I could run up a $200 bill(for pool and alcohol) and get it reduced to about $75.. Not exactly free.. But I'm saying..

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I once received two cupcakes for free

they were fancy cupcakes

I guess the dude felt bad for me or something

And another time I got 2 whole dinners for free at a restaurant because the waitress couldn't count out $20 in change (4am run on sentence)

 

Free shits rad

&

"closets are for clothes (really fabulous clothes)"

 

I'm getting that tattoo'd on the upper inside of my left arm

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I get PSP games, various graff related books and DVD's free through my work.

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the only thing better than free hookups is when you buy something, and the change you get is more than the bill you used....

 

example:

 

you buy something that costs you $3

you pay with a $10 bill

you expect to get $7 back

you get $17 back

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yes..that happened to me like once in my life...buying beer so i guess liquor store mans deserves the karma

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the only thing better than free hookups is when you buy something, and the change you get is more than the bill you used....

 

example:

 

you buy something that costs you $3

you pay with a $10 bill

you expect to get $7 back

you get $17 back

This happened to me recently. Except it was more like he gave me the change twice.

-fuse.

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