10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 what a fucking peice of shit, i have cingular and i swear to god i get dropped calls at least 4 times a day. for the amount of times ive thrown my phone against a wall/bed/couch/floor/car/street/girlfriend/grandma/off my porch, im not really surprised its so bad though fuck my cellphone, rubber mallet to this bitches grill son! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 what the hell did grandma do to deserve that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 my grandma doesnt even know what a cell phone is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 so you threw it at her to teach her a lesson? I like your style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 she dont know whys you hjitting her either... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 i didnt actually throw the phone at my grandma, so i geuss my cool points and any props are unwarranted i have broken the god damn cell phone in front of her though, smashed that bitch to peices on the subway platform. she was like "whhhhhaaaaaaay??" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 how many cellphones have you destroyed in anger?? -2 cellphones, 2 computer moniters, 3 walls, my closet door, and a keyboard/mouse or two cell phones feel my worst wrath though, its always because i will get into an argument with somebody and just throw the fucking phone and the first thing i see. i go through so many phones, (cheap ones nigga, no razrs) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 it be pimp if i broke a razr everytime, nigga im rich!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 hahaha I broke my windshield of my car with a cellphone i threw it at the dash it bounced up and BAM! BIG Smash in the winsheild the size of a pie plate... I am up to 3 that I did out of Rage... two that I lost and one that flew out of a truck... My current one is the only one I have had for over a year... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 I've broken a few phones. I punched one because the 5 button didn't work and it pissed me off. I threw one because it hadn't gotten signal in over a week. The last one I had just sort of deterriorated over time. Pieces just fell off. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 WTF!? is this!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted May 8, 2007 Author Share Posted May 8, 2007 good news!! my boys computer just died on him, looks like we got a scene from office space that needs to be replayed!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 im going on this lg phone for like 3 years now. crazy son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 good news!! my boys computer just died on him, looks like we got a scene from office space that needs to be replayed!! Oh mang, I love when computer break...throw em off bridges, put em on the train tracks...them shits is gone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 i bet its USER ERROR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MURUD BABEK Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 I've broken two cellphones out of anger.. and I bit the simcard in half the first time.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 RAZRS SUCK NIGGA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
type R Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 This is my type of thread. I got kicked off of my cell phone insurance plan because I had too many replacement cell phones in a 6-month period. One got stolen and the other two were thrown against the wall/ceiling/pet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 or the amount of times ive thrown my phone against a wall/bed/couch/floor/car/street/girlfriend/grandma/off my porch, im not really surprised its so bad though maybe you should stop taking your anger out on your phone and be a real man and start hitting your girlfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 one of my exs would throw his phone around and broke five in about two months. he would keep borrowing old phones from family members and friends and ended up breaking them. he had a huge anger problem and any time he got mad would whip the phone at the nearest anything... wall / floor / bed / computer. after breaking one once he tied a string to it, pinned te string to the wall then threw a knife at it for a couple hours until he finally smashed it in half... ish. i used to carry my phone in my back pocket but my guy friends tend to tackle me a bit so after breaking two phones that way, i broke the habit. i also sleep with my phone under my pillow... old habit from a few super needy friends calling at three in the morning... and i would suggest not fucking around with phones while they are charging because it messes up the insides somehow and eventually they stop charging =/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 punching phones is the 18th element of hip hop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 Also, I had a buddy that had one of those old StarTac phones for the longest time back in high school. His parents told him that he could get a new phone when that one broke, so he would do things like toss it out of a moving vehicle to try to kill it. I don't think that it ever did break. It was the Highlander of phones. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 I ain't never destroyed shit that was my own property out of anger besides Sega controllers back in the day. Grab someone else's phone and smash it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted May 9, 2007 Author Share Posted May 9, 2007 dont even get me started on nintendo controllers. ive broken a few of those too. fucking makin the levels to hard nigga, cant beat the boss after 24 tries, that controllers getting fucking hammered half my controllers have peices broken off inside them, but still work. if you shake the controller you can hear the little peices rattling around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGOE1 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 just another whiney angry spoiled kid at heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 isn't cingular the one that always brags about having 5 bars and very few dropped calls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 cingular sucks ass, they don't even insure half their products so if your phone breaks, you're fucked. i'm on my 3rd phone with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
louise2wease Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 my friend's got this phone that we call the bumble bee... it's bright yellow with black rubber going all the way around it where it opens up. that thing has been going strong for two years now. we throw it at walls and play catch with it... we tried to play ping pong with it once. didn't work so we tried baseball... that worked. It's a great phone... plus, there's the fact that it has been down the pants of almost all of my friends... we have open relationships. cough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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